Weird Shit that Turns You on

[Milkster]

Gasoline and Pine Sol

[Milkster]

Anytime I say these things people think i'm crazy.

[Howard Roark]

I thought you were gonna say men

[Howard Roark]

the tags:

shit, turns, weird




ahahahahahaha

[Milkster]

Lol amazing.

[Milkster]

I thought you were gonna say men

Wondered who was going to say it.

[Howard Roark]

Wondered who was going to say it.

I knew it would be me.

[Cream Soda]

Shit turns me on

[SilverBreeze]

Having someone scratch the back of my head right at the base of the skull, or having someone rub my stomach.

Also digging in my ear with a bobby pin after I take a shower, I could probably get off to that cause it feels so good, yeah I'm weird.

[Milkster]

When someone starts playing in my hair or their hair near me.

[AkashiXI]

My sig

[Kiarax]

Also digging in my ear with a bobby pin after I take a shower, I could probably get off to that cause it feels so good, yeah I'm weird.

You would be hard pressed to find someone who says cotton buds in the ear doesn't feel strangely good.

[SilverBreeze]

Yeah but I've never really been a fan of the Q-tips or whatever people call them, it has to be a bobby pin for me to get all aroused.

[Kiarax]

I have never stuck a bobby pin in my ear to know whether it is better or not.

[ⒻⓊⒸⓀⓎⒺⒶⒽ]

I don't like sticking shit in my ear, feels invasive.

[SilverBreeze]

I like sticking things in my belly button

[Colenzo]

I like having my hair played with a lot.

[Howard Roark]

if you've ever seen a cat turn into a fkng retard for a belly rub, that's me for a good head scratch



oh, and one time someone snuck up behind me and did a quick "what's goin' on big guy" shoulder deep tissue massage, really just shaking me by the shoulders but at the same time managing to hit so many oh-my-god-that-was-sore? spots

I melted and turned around


it was a dude.


fffffff








but ya I looooove a good massage, sadly my gf's hands get tired/sore real fast

[Senoska]

Socks. Fresh socks = weird shit. I don't like feet, in fact, 9/10, I find them totally repulsive, but I dig silky socks n shit :3. Its weird, I know.

[Senoska]

I cant watch porn or download hentaiz if the socks are gross/missing or badly drawn. Its the weirdest fucking thing.