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you are now gay. sorryOriginally Posted by Howard Roark
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2009-09-03 22:21 #21uncompromising cuntnificence
buh buh buh browsssssssss
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2009-09-03 22:22 #22CustomTitle
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I heard he sucked a dick once, LOL!
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2009-09-03 22:22 #23uncompromising cuntnificence
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i can't think of anything right now. i'll have to get back to you all.
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2009-09-03 22:23 #24Oh, you've got green eyes.
Oh, you've got blue eyes.
Oh, you've got grey eyes.
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how 'bout black dudes? Originally Posted by Ivve
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2009-09-03 22:23 #25Oh, you've got green eyes.
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HAY Originally Posted by Kiarax
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2009-09-03 22:23 #26CustomTitle
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2009-09-03 22:24 #27Oh, you've got green eyes.
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if I go to france will you give me massage bb? I bet you got strong hands from all that vidya gaman Originally Posted by Kiarax
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2009-09-03 22:25 #28CustomTitle
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I have carpal tunnel from my gaman.
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2009-09-03 22:26 #29Oh, you've got green eyes.
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look this is about my massage, we'll get to you after
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2009-09-03 22:27 #30Old Merits
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That's not that weird, feet are pretty gross. Originally Posted by Senoska
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2009-09-03 22:29 #31Little Mother
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This in a way. Pulling a pair of hot socks or underwear out of the dryer and putting them on right away is just <3 Originally Posted by Senoska
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2009-09-03 22:30 #32uncompromising cuntnificence
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black dudes are actually not my type. this is who i'm lusting over right now: Originally Posted by Howard Roark
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oh there's one. fuckin vampires, dude. not the stupid bullshit assholes who pretend to be vampires or pussy ass fucking twilight vampires. fucking someone who's a for real hunter of human beings, a goddamned predator would be a rush though.
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2009-09-03 22:31 #33Little Mother
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Dunno how big your girlfriend is, but I suck at giving massages because my hands are too small, but if she's small enough just do what I do. Lie down flat on your stomach on your bed and have her walk on your back Originally Posted by Howard Roark
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2009-09-03 22:33 #34CustomTitle
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Why did Peach put her clothes on
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2009-09-03 22:34 #35Oh, you've got green eyes.
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so are you a lestat type of girl or the other one? (forget his name offhand) Originally Posted by Ivve
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2009-09-03 22:34 #36Little Mother
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Didn't know if it was too NSFW, so I played it safe
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2009-09-03 22:35 #37Pied Piper of the Homos
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I love just out of the dryer towels I always wrap them around until they get cold. Originally Posted by SilverBreeze
Makes me all tingly. Originally Posted by Ivve
Also the cool side of the pillow on a hot night. OH. MY.GOD.
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2009-09-03 22:35 #38uncompromising cuntnificence
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neither; both are too human. i'm talking about someone who's given up compassion for human beings and really relishes being predatory. Originally Posted by Howard Roark
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2009-09-03 22:36 #39uncompromising cuntnificence
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if i had to choose though... shit that's hard
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2009-09-03 22:36 #40Oh, you've got green eyes.
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I been with small girls who give awesome massages, if anything they had to tone it down a bit since their small hands weren't exactly meaty Originally Posted by SilverBreeze
Dunno how big your girlfriend is, but I suck at giving massages because my hands are too small, but if she's small enough just do what I do. Lie down flat on your stomach on your bed and have her walk on your back
some people need to learn the difference between claws and fingertips
my current gf has the perfect hand size/build but she seems to have sore joints
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