Weird Shit that Turns You on

[Ivve]

louis, lestat is way too crazy

[Senoska]

This in a way. Pulling a pair of hot socks or underwear out of the dryer and putting them on right away is just <3

Oh god yes.

[SilverBreeze]

I love just out of the dryer towels I always wrap them around until they get cold.



Makes me all tingly.
Also the cool side of the pillow on a hot night. OH. MY.GOD.

Yeah, best thing is getting right out of the shower and getting a towel/robe out of the dryer. Half the time you end up sitting around the house in the towel for like an hour or two before you realize you haven't gotten dressed.

[Milkster]

I thought about picking up on True Blood. Should I?

[Howard Roark]

Gasoline and Pine Sol

back to the OP, do you also like magic marker?


my high school gf and I had this divide where she loved the smell of gas and magic markers and I thought she was crazy

she even did a poll, asked 100 people in our school and...


I lost, what the hell lol






honorable mentions were boat gas of all things, and I think lawnmower gas

[Mizango]

No comment.

All I'm going to say is that I am still waiting.... *cough

[Mizango]

Ivve to totally expected to be in your spoiler tag.

[Howard Roark]

yo...

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wtf

[Shiroikage]

I really want to post in this thread.

[SilverBreeze]

I been with small girls who give awesome massages, if anything they had to tone it down a bit since their small hands weren't exactly meaty

some people need to learn the difference between claws and fingertips



my current gf has the perfect hand size/build but she seems to have sore joints

Maybe I just suck at giving massages, but whenever I try I'm told my hands are too small to get a good enough grip to really make it feel good (shut the fuck up perverts) so maybe I just need to practive more. I never like practicing on people though cause I'm scared I'll hurt them or something :3

[Milkster]

back to the OP, do you also like magic marker?


my high school gf and I had this divide where she loved the smell of gas and magic markers and I thought she was crazy

she even did a poll, asked 100 people in our school and...


I lost, what the hell lol






honorable mentions were boat gas of all things, and I think lawnmower gas

Oh yes totally forgot about this. I forget the name off hand but it's the big, fat markers that have a potent smell. I just sit there and smell it all day. Also BP gas has the best smell.

[SilverBreeze]

Even though I know it's bad for you I like spraying the aeresol cans of air in my nose because it feels funny and it makes my ears tingle.

[Akanei]

Luffas.

Not the soft, fluffy bitch ones though. I absolutely love the feeling of them against my arms and legs.

[Ivve]

I thought about picking up on True Blood. Should I?

yes a million times, but it's not going to get super good until season 2. season one is a lot of setup.

[Howard Roark]

neither; both are too human. i'm talking about someone who's given up compassion for human beings and really relishes being predatory.

I know twilight is kinda meh, but I thought the bad guy in the first one was actually pretty badass (from the book, haven't seen the movie)

I can't remember if it was him, but when the trio of hunters showed up, it was either him or the companion that was reeeeeeeally bloodthirsty, like the smell of her was so intoxicating


I guess I could understand (moreso from a chick point of view, no offense) that being the object of that bloodlust or whatever-lust would be pretty exhilarating, like... "I'm doing that to you" at seeing his reaction

I mean, that's why I love pleasing a woman not just getting my rocks off; all these brothers that practically think that going down on a girl is gay lol.....

dudes is just bad in bed

[Ivve]

Ivve to totally expected to be in your spoiler tag.

should be taken for granted bb

[_chuchu]

Some model chick I know loves the smell of public bus exhaust fumes

[Howard Roark]

Maybe I just suck at giving massages, but whenever I try I'm told my hands are too small to get a good enough grip to really make it feel good (shut the fuck up perverts) so maybe I just need to practive more. I never like practicing on people though cause I'm scared I'll hurt them or something :3

so long as you use your fingertips, the part with the pad (like a cat's paw pad), you will be fine; you may not be able to grip the whole shoulder or get a grip on certain sections of muscle on the back but there are ways to fix this

have your partner either sit up or lay on their front (whatever the opposite of the position giving you trouble is). make sure they are shirtless, some fabrics hinder an kind of good grip. while massage oils can be nice, I find a good skin to skin contact is better for getting a grip on the skin


there are many techniques also, if you still cannot actually take hold of key areas, make a fist and use your knuckles, also the base of the palm or the "heel" of the palm, is great for corralling sections of muscle in the desired direction, releasing all kinds of built up tension

sometimes a back rub can produce similar effects to a massage, but you need to go for deep-tissue calibre rub




walking on backs can be hot, especially for guys that get a thrill out of the fact their woman is small enough to do so, but I find the act is a bit too random and not therapeutic enough

[Ivve]

I know twilight is kinda meh, but I thought the bad guy in the first one was actually pretty badass (from the book, haven't seen the movie)

I can't remember if it was him, but when the trio of hunters showed up, it was either him or the companion that was reeeeeeeally bloodthirsty, like the smell of her was so intoxicating


I guess I could understand (moreso from a chick point of view, no offense) that being the object of that bloodlust or whatever-lust would be pretty exhilarating, like... "I'm doing that to you" at seeing his reaction

I mean, that's why I love pleasing a woman not just getting my rocks off; all these brothers that practically think that going down on a girl is gay lol.....

dudes is just bad in bed

i have a really hard time liking the good guys in any situation ever, so i would have a hard time liking the protagonist. bad guys are always more interesting. i'd fuck the villains

[Milkster]

Evil just to be evil is hot. Dexter mmmmmm. Well he isn't evil to be evil but yea...