Weird Shit that Turns You on

[Akucaen]

Well the game was released in 07. Slightly updated engine+new content really, so it wasn't a ground-up thing like the original. I'm shocked it didn't come sooner, to be honest. From all the interview stuff I've seen all of ND seems psyched over their new, successful franchise.

[Akucaen]

Also, back massages turn me on. There's something about that stress release and pain that's bad but so good that just gets me everytime.

[Howard Roark]

head scratches and back rubs I'm telling you



man.. if a girl seems borderline and you can't get to that making out spot yet.. offer a massage

It's almost unfair -- if she wants anything at all, or even just a massage, she'll say yes; but get that good deep tissue massage, with slow steady rubs.. be sure to catch the neck, lower scalp and hey while you're there... graze those earlobes

it's in the baaaaaaaag......... yo



plus once you can tell you're in you can always finish up the massage with some kisses all up on the neck and stuff

[Akucaen]

Oh, I can throw in hair scratching and playfully dragging a tongue along/nibbling on my ear. Oh god. srsly.

[richardd]

i like girls that burp

[Howard Roark]

i like girls that burp

my friend met this chick that likes to chill at strip clubs

which is surprising because when I met this girl months ago she was so shy

quiet girl like that, into strip clubs.. you know that girl's a minx





also there was a study that women eat salads on a date because they think it's more attractive or some crap, but meanwhile dudes love a chick that orders a steak, they find it sexy



ladies: do up that manly stuff once in a while, lord knows all the best girls I dated were 'one of the guys'

[Akucaen]

ladies: do up that manly stuff once in a while, lord knows all the best girls I dated were 'one of the guys'

fag

:3

[richardd]

yea thats true. if i take a girl out to a fancy dinner at mcdonalds for the 1st date, she better eat more than just a crouton off those salads that are STILL fattening while im scarfing down the chicken mcnuggets.

if the girl is serious enough to consider me after mcdonalds, ill take her to cheesecake factory or something.


ok, maybe im not THAT bad, but i could be but ya, girls need to fucking eat. but if she doesnt want me to spend my money on a steak/lobster and would rather eat a grilled chicken sandwich, ill still find a way to love her the same though. she'd be secretly saving me money on gas.

[_chuchu]

yea thats true. if i take a girl out to a fancy dinner at mcdonalds for the 1st date, she better eat more than just a crouton off those salads that are STILL fattening while im scarfing down the chicken mcnuggets.

if the girl is serious enough to consider me after mcdonalds, ill take her to cheesecake factory or something.


ok, maybe im not THAT bad, but i could be but ya, girls need to fucking eat. but if she doesnt want me to spend my money on a steak/lobster and would rather eat a grilled chicken sandwich, ill still find a way to love her the same though. she'd be secretly saving me money on gas.

I can tell you're the type to pimp in a parking lot

[Kuya]

For some reason i can't remember my fetiches.

[Heian]

Yeah but I've never really been a fan of the Q-tips or whatever people call them, it has to be a bobby pin for me to get all aroused.

Ok cool I am not the only person who thinks this or does this.

[Charismatic]

For some reason i can't remember my fetiches.

It's cool man, just head to palborough

[Heian]

For some reason i can't remember my fetiches.

It's ok I'm right here.

[Ivve]

also there was a study that women eat salads on a date because they think it's more attractive or some crap, but meanwhile dudes love a chick that orders a steak, they find it sexy

sometimes you don't want to have a full meal of steak and potatoes if you're going to go home and fuck the dude in question. you get too full and any pressure on your stomach makes you focus on how much you just want to fucking vomit while you're getting railed. highly unenjoyable. i guess it depends on how much time is going to elapse between dinner and fucking, and also how quickly one processes food, but i always eat like a bird if i'm gonna try to get laid later. takes me like a zillion years to digest meat, fuck that.

[SilverBreeze]

also there was a study that women eat salads on a date because they think it's more attractive or some crap, but meanwhile dudes love a chick that orders a steak, they find it sexy



ladies: do up that manly stuff once in a while, lord knows all the best girls I dated were 'one of the guys'

Fuck that dude. I never understand how girls only eat a salad when they go out. I'll eat a salad yeah, while waiting for my rare steak and my potato to come lol. Guys are surprised as fuck when they expect you to eat rabbit food or order a well done steak and you order it rare lol.

If you're really worried about your tummy being to full for the fucking afterward, just ride him

For the whole massage thing you mentioned earlier, I've only tried it a few times but if you're with a girl who has long hair, everytime I've tried it, scratching the back of their neck with my fingernails has seemed to drive them wild.

[Ivve]

If you're really worried about your tummy being to full for the fucking afterward, just ride him

still feels nasty. D:

[SilverBreeze]

Dinner, then movie so you can cuddle and have 2-3 hours for the steak to digest, then fuck him?

I never liked eating a heavy meal right before sex though, I agree with that. Especially if you like it rough, that will end in disaster.

[Mizango]

Man this is hot.

[Linliel]

yeah I have to second that headscratching thing, sometimes I feel like I'm a cat if a guy does that to me, I almost start purring :/ Back of the head, above the nape of the neck is best.

Also neck kissing is very hot. Not some hicky slurping sucking stuff but little bites and nice warm kisses is very hot :D

[Ivve]

sometimes, no matter where it is, a good scratch is just fucking awesome