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  1. #101
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    The only time you would be paying your bitch to let you fuck would be if your dick is small or something and you don't know how to put it on her.

    If you're fucking her and she's twitching and foaming at them outh, she won't have no reason to hold out. I know its hard to believe some chicks like a good fucking, maybe only to dudes who don't know how to do make a bitch sing.

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    Char I know you're a fucking softy, but I like playing along.

    I know you aint no hard ass, you like spooning and shit.

    I already said in the other thread that I act like a hardass but I'm a softy. It's hard as fuck to be gangsta when you're 4'9".

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Char I know you're a fucking softy, but I like playing along.

    FFS man you said Hi to me and that you were happy to see me, I know you aint no hard ass, you like spooning and shit.

    I already said in the other thread that I act like a hardass but I'm a softy. It's hard as fuck to be gangsta when you're 4'9".
    4'9"??? Fuck, Yoda is taller than that. WTF!?

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    My wife just called and said she bought a bunch of limestone pavers for the backyard. She said the cashier said, "Man looks like your husband is gunna be busy this weekend" She said, "Nah, I'll do it." "He has it pretty easy at home, I even tiled the bathroom walls" LOL!

    Its true, she did tile the bathroom, after I tore out the walls, and installed backerboard. She did cut all the tile and put it on the wall though.

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    Honestly though, I'm probably the last person on the boards that would have a problem dropping stacks on a proper lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    Honestly though, I'm probably the last person on the boards that would have a problem dropping stacks on a proper lady.

    That's how it all begins...

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    I said proper lady, I don't do shit for the sluts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    I said proper lady, I don't do shit for the homies.
    Pimp named slickback anyone?

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    That is not even the same kind of message.

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    Also the old adage, "Treat them like dirt and they'll stick to you like mud", has been proven over and over again all these years. Women I want to get rid of, won't stop calling and texting, and the ones you want just ignore you. Ironic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    That is not even the same kind of message.
    We know you throw stacks down for the homies, it ok man, to each their own.

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    Yeah, I regret not treating some women like ass. Of this world, that is my only regret.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian View Post
    We know you throw stacks down for the homies, it ok man, to each their own.
    I do, but I am strict as fuck about getting paid back.
    I'm not on some homo shit like your gay ass wants to imply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    Honestly though, I'm probably the last person on the boards that would have a problem dropping stacks on a proper lady.
    Wait so what is a proper lady then?

    The fact that me and Ivve offered to fuck you in the ass at the same time kinda makes me think we're not proper lol.

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    You are not proper ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    I do, but I am strict as fuck about getting paid back.
    I'm not on some homo shit like your gay ass wants to imply.
    No homo brah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    You are not proper ladies.
    I dunno, I get the feeling SB is the type you could "bring home to mom".

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    go away man, saltin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    go away man, saltin
    Huh?

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    i am the most proper lady up in this motherfucker

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