People of Walmart

[Xtrasweettea]

Walmart: Petri Dish of society.

[wipers]

It could be worse they could be shopping at K-Mart.

[Skjie]

I'm ashamed that you went through the Canadian education system and wrote this abomination of a sentence. Both WalMarts in the Victoria area are the size of aircraft hangars, and man do the rednecks and nouveau riche love to shop there. So. Many. Fat. People.

Come out to Abbotsford one day.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Oh my god when you see it...

http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-conten...2009/08/53.jpg

Breast implants? Tumor?
Did you take this picture?

@Mr W
Best description ever!

[Abandon]

Has anyone realy been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Late, but we have a winner.

[wipers]

People at Wal-Mart just proves that about 90% of our population should not reproduce.

[Cyn]

If you don't know how to drink without getting fucked up you're not drinking right. Maybe you belong in a Wal-Mart.

What the fuck does this even mean?

[Ivve]

People at Wal-Mart just proves that about 90% of our population should not reproduce.

Then who would use to make ourselves feel superior?

[Kyria]

lol im gonna have to start taking my camera to walmart now, see a lot of wierdos in s.tn (who think they're normal lol)

[Talka]

Oh gawd walmart people XD

I've definitely seen a lot of fat girls look at cheap underwear and marvel at how sexy it would look on them. D:

[Pharaun]

Due to some strange circumstances I ended up living in rural-ass Ohio for a few months. I just about died laughing the first time I saw some Amish roll up to Walmart in their horse and buggy. The Amish love them some Walmart...

[Gadritan]

What the fuck does this even mean?

I'll translate.

"I stick to pussy drinks so I don't get drunk and you should do the same (remember, pinky up!). If you do, however, get drunk, you should go to Wal-Mart."

Now that last part I have to agree with. There's no maybe or should about that. You can have a fucking ball shit faced in that place. It's the one place you can act like a complete fucking idiot and fit right in. Perfect for drunkards.

[ChooChooTrain]

Or you know, "I take 4chan memes and post them on here, pretending to be drunk"

[Vuitton]

I'll translate.

"I stick to pussy drinks so I don't get drunk and you should do the same (remember, pinky up!). If you do, however, get drunk, you should go to Wal-Mart."

Now that last part I have to agree with. There's no maybe or should about that. You can have a fucking ball shit faced in that place. It's the one place you can act like a complete fucking idiot and fit right in. Perfect for drunkards.

A better translation is:

"I am a mature adult who knows how to pace his total alcohol intake so as to drink large amounts of alcohol without becoming beligerent and/or making myself sick. People who don't know how to drink or handle their liquor, belong in wal-mart, because its a trashy trait to have and be proud of and wal-mart is a place for trashy people."

There you go, champ.

Edit:

What is a pussy drink anyway? All I can think of is Bush, Coors, Budweiser, ect. You know, filthy pisswater with a low alcohol content. I have seen and drunk many foofy looking drinks before, and I can tell you that they are not weak. For example:

http://www.teardroplounge.com/teardrop.html

This bar in Portland's Pearl District serves some really gay looking cocktails. In very weird non-masculine glasses. Now, these drinks will also fucking kick your ass because they all contain insanely high amounts of alcohol.

Smokin' Herb

Citadelle gin, Floc de Gascogne, Absinthe, Laphroig 15y/o scotch, Dry vermouth

This drink has no mixer! It comes in a weird little pink looking glass from a 1920s woman's lounge. It will fuck you up if you try to gulp it. It has to be sipped otherwise you're going to be completely trashed.

Respect Your Elders

Plymouth gin, St. Germain, Yellow chartreuse, Thai chili tincture, Prosecco

The mixer in this one is champagne (prosecco).

[Gadritan]

You guys have no sense of humor.

[Vuitton]

http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-conten...2009/09/69.jpg

Keeping it classy!

[Gadritan]

Just saw your edit there too, lol. Took that way too seriously.

I guess I should have mentioned that I actually don't hardly ever drink anymore. Like 2 beers a month at best. I also hate dealing with drunk and belligerent people.

Carry on!

[Lbelle]

whoops

[Hitoshura]

I worked at a Wal-Mart for a while as Loss Prevention and man some of the horror stories. I feel so bad from the Maintenance guys who have to clean the bathrooms. One weekend I needed to piss real bad and I went in and I saw the asian maint. guy who can barely speak English looking all depressed at a bathroom stall and I took a look insidel and there was shit all over the sides of the walls smeared and on the toilet paper dispenser lmao...

and he says "WHY DEY DO DIS?"

I almost wanted to laugh but I felt so damn bad, it's so disgusting how many people take shits there at one time. It fucking smells like a cesspool.

[Guitarman]

I worked at a Wal-Mart for a while as Loss Prevention and man some of the horror stories. I feel so bad from the Maintenance guys who have to clean the bathrooms. One weekend I needed to piss real bad and I went in and I saw the asian maint. guy who can barely speak English looking all depressed at a bathroom stall and I took a look insidel and there was shit all over the sides of the walls smeared and on the toilet paper dispenser lmao...

and he says "WHY DEY DO DIS?"

I almost wanted to laugh but I felt so damn bad, it's so disgusting how many people take shits there at one time. It fucking smells like a cesspool.

Lol. reminds me of when i worked at mervyns as a kid.

I go in the bathroom, and someone took a piece of shit and wrote "fuck mervyns" on the bathroom wall with it. I walked out, told a co-worker to tell our supervisor, and punched out for the day before they could ask me to help clean it up lol.