Ghetto Cooking

[Blarg]

wait, you just need a pan in which to mix the cooked pasta and the sauce?
god fucking damnit you just drained a fucking pot, slam the pasta back in it and mix it with sauce

I find that if you don't heat the sauce and just add the hot pasta onto cold sauce I end up having to microwave it after like 5 mins. Or did you mean you can keep the stove on with the pasta and sauce inside it for a few mins, I don't want to burn my pastas yo.

[Blarg]

I'M COOKING SAUCE ONLY IN A PAN, I ALREADY HAVE A LARGE POT FOR THE PASTA. THIS WAS STATED IN THE OP

[Sera]

pssh you can cook sauce in anything bro, saute pan, pot... whatever

http://www.fresnodog.com/images/wok.jpg
are you referring to a wok though? thats what i call the stir fry thingy. like this thing?

[Lokky]

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT FUCKING RIGHT
1. BOIL PASTA IN FUCKTON OF WATER
2. DRAIN PASTA
3. THROW THE FUCKER BACK INTO THE POT
4. POUR YOUR SHITTY STORE BOUGHT SAUCE IN, IT'S SHITTY ANYWAY WHO THE FUCK CARES IF IT'S NOT HOT, JUST PULL IT OUT OF THE GODDAMN FRIDGE AHEAD OF FUCKING TIME
5. GODDAMN MIX THE TWO FUCKERS WHILE ON THE FUCKING FIRE

[Kiarax]

I'M COOKING SAUCE ONLY IN A PAN, I ALREADY HAVE A LARGE POT FOR THE PASTA. THIS WAS STATED IN THE OP

JUST USE THE FUCKING POT OR PUT THE SAUCE IN ON THE PLATE

[Lokky]

I find that if you don't heat the sauce and just add the hot pasta onto cold sauce I end up having to microwave it after like 5 mins. Or did you mean you can keep the stove on with the pasta and sauce inside it for a few mins, I don't want to burn my pastas yo.

pasta ain't gonna burn that quick, just a few minutes of mixing the two while on the fire is how italians fucking do it

[Sera]

dude i think making pasta incorrectly is your instarage button

one day i am going to do it wrong in front of you on purpose to see if you ragequit life

[Sera]

also i never heat sauce up, seems stupid, if its at room temp and you stir it in while it's on the fire, it stays hot for long enough, how long does it take you to eat, an hour?

[Blarg]

I THINK A WOK HAS A ROUNDED BOTTOM AND A STIR FRY PAN HAS A FLATTENED BOTTOM BUT STILL THOSE CURVED SIDES. I DIDN'T WANT TO USE THE SAME POT IF I COULD AVOID IT BECAUSE IT WOULD TAKE LONGER AND I AM ALWAYS HUNGRY BEFORE DINNER IS MADE. IF I END UP BURNING ANYTHING I WILL BE VERY ANGRY AT YOU GUYS

[Ryko]

Then dont burn it.

[Blarg]

I EAT FAIRLY SLOWLY BUT MAYBE 20 MINS UNLESS I AM SUPER HUNGRY. IF YOU DON'T CHEW YOUR FOOD PROPERLY YOU WILL DIE

[Ryko]

Then eat faster.

[Sera]

oh so what i posted you consider a stir fry pan then

idk dude i think you're going out of your way for silliness

btw you fix burned pasta sauce by peeling a potato and putting it in there whole, it soaks up the burned taste and fixes it

[Kiro]

Boil pasta in a fuckton of water, put salt in beforehand.

Cook the shit

Drain the shit

Add sauce, extra ingredients, heat up

Add pasta back in

Stir that shit

Smash pot against your face for using nasty canned sauce

Go online and look up simple ass recipes for crazygood sauce

Eat pasta

[Lokky]

oh so what i posted you consider a stir fry pan then

idk dude i think you're going out of your way for silliness

btw you fix burned pasta sauce by peeling a potato and putting it in there whole, it soaks up the burned taste and fixes it

or by you know, allowing your two neurons to collide so you can manage not to burn it in the first place.

[Kiro]

Shit you'd be better off w/ just heavy cream/butter/garlic instead of store bought junk, lol.

[Sera]

not that difficult to make sauce from scratch anyhow

[Krye]

And I said
Let’s rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block
Either way girl, we’re taking a walk(wok)

[Kiro]

Stick to PvP'in, Krye. You rhyme like Will Smith.

[Krye]

Just quoting lyrics broskie