NFL Week 1: Bandwagon Hard, Bandwagon Early.

[Flarega]

http://nfldotcom.files.wordpress.com...pg?w=241&h=300

[OctavoGilgamesh]

I never realized Carolina actually had this many people who gave a shit.

On a more serious note, I kinda hope Johnson does a Lambeau leap Sunday. Not only will he get seriously groped by the fat ladies, but I'm sure there will be plenty of drunken dudes willing to part with their seven dollar beer to dump it in his helmet. He will be sucking his thumb and calling for mama after that.

[Mizango]

I never realized Carolina actually had this many people who gave a shit.

We deep in deez streetz.

[Gadritan]

I never realized Carolina actually had this many people who gave a shit.

Despite Jake, they've always had a really strong following. We're usually in the top 5 for attendance in the NFL.

Edit: and Jake just helps weed out the fair weather fans. Nothing but the true Cats left now.

[Rem]

He's a man of his word.

[Headspace]

On a more serious note, I kinda hope Johnson does a Lambeau leap Sunday. Not only will he get seriously groped by the fat ladies, but I'm sure there will be plenty of drunken dudes willing to part with their seven dollar beer to dump it in his helmet. He will be sucking his thumb and calling for mama after that.

He had beer poured on him in the dawg pound in Cleveland. I hope he does do it, because that means he blessed you guys.

[Penthesilea]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w52W6JlajSw

This merits fining 6 players $10,000 each.

And yet a late hit that actually injures someone such as this one at 3:10 gets no penalty and no fine. That's some fucked up shit.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZQaWjhT3Mc

[Deejay]

This merits fining 6 players $10,000 each.

desean jackson is the man. you can tell that he was the only guy taking the whole team celebration thing seriously.

[wipers]

Bring on the No Fun League. I miss all the touchdown celebrations. I really don't see why that is worth a penalty also.

[Stiker]

Bring on the No Fun League. I miss all the touchdown celebrations. I really don't see why that is worth a penalty also.

They'll flag any celebration that uses the ball as a prop or involves multiple teammates. That's one of the reasons the Mile High Salute died...it involved 2 players more often than not.

Stupid rules are stupid.

[Stiker]

Forgive the double post, but I just now saw this. Fuck you Jerry/NFL/whoever is responsible for this:

Cowboys face potential blackout | ProFootballTalk.com

Over 100k people and we are in danger of a blackout...WTF?

EDIT: After further review, fuck you Jerry:

http://cbs11tv.com/cowboys/Dallas.Co...2.1187593.html

The Dallas Cowboys have released 1,200 reserved seat tickets for Sunday's game against the New York Giants. Most of those seats are close to PSL's (private seat licenses) which cost the owners $5,000 on top of the price for game tickets.

Many of the seats are close to season ticket holders Tom and Sandra Gipson of Flower Mound. The couple has only missed two Dallas Cowboys home games since 1978. They forked over the $10,000 for their PSL's.

Tickets are available on the Ticketmaster website. As of 4 p.m. Wednesday the cheapest seats available cost $239. With taxes and fees, the total price for two tickets comes to $495. That does not include parking nor any food and drink.

[archibaldcrane]

That's awesome, brand new state of the art pimped out stadium and they can't even sellout 4 days before the game.

[Stiker]

If I can't see the game Sunday night, I'm going to fucking rage.

[archibaldcrane]

If I can't see the game Sunday night, I'm going to fucking rage.

Dude, why rage? You actually have the opportunity to go to a live regular season NFL game - tickets still available! ESPECIALLY against a division rival!

Try this for rage:

Green Bay Packers home games have been sold out on a season-ticket basis since 1960.

[Trichocyst]

$500 for the cheap tickets? Fuck that. You can get Super Bowl tickets for $750 if you know who to ask. I don't even think live football is that appealing.

[tyven]

the lolboys, continuing to find ways to make people lol, you have to love it

[archibaldcrane]

Just in case anyone missed it, THIS is how you hurdle a block and get a sack. (sorry about the music)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZNF_dj6tLw
The full extension of the weird leapfrog motion when the running back realizes he's completely missed what he's trying to hit really sells it in the slow motion.

[Man0warr]

Cowboys won't be blacked out, Jerry will buy the tickets if he has to.

[Dimmauk]

Forgive the double post, but I just now saw this. Fuck you Jerry/NFL/whoever is responsible for this:

Cowboys face potential blackout | ProFootballTalk.com

Over 100k people and we are in danger of a blackout...WTF?

EDIT: After further review, fuck you Jerry:

Cowboys Try To Avoid Blackout, Ticket Holders Fume - cbs11tv.com

lolCowboys

I'll be watching the game in San Antonio. I hope you enjoy the rape from Jerry.

[Dimmauk]

Just in case anyone missed it, THIS is how you hurdle a block and get a sack. (sorry about the music)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZNF_dj6tLw
The full extension of the weird leapfrog motion when the running back realizes he's completely missed what he's trying to hit really sells it in the slow motion.

I like how he just falls on the ground after attempting to throw that block.