I laughed at this prediction by the sports guy
Eagles (-2) over PANTHERS
Early Wednesday afternoon, I was working when my cell phone rang. It was my daughter's preschool. They never call me unless something bad happened. Forty-five horrible things raced through my mind in 1.7 seconds. She was kidnapped. She fell off the monkey bars. Another kid blinded her with a Lego. I answered the phone with a giant pit in my stomach. Turned out she was just sick and threw up in class. Phew.
What does that have to do with the Panthers? Every big moment with Jake Delhomme is like that random preschool phone call for Panthers fans. They see him in the caller ID and think, "Uh-oh ... ." If they get out of it with a simple puking in class, they will take it. Anything better is a bonus. I would not have brought him back.
OMFG! That is by far the best analogy I've ever heard.
He hit the nail on the head. Cats fans asshole's collectively pucker up anytime Jake keeps the ball for more than 2 steps.
Well done. His Vegas recap was gold, btw.
they will win a division in which the other teams added talent and they cut talent. IDK MAN. cowboys bunch of soft ass bitches
ah man I got steelers defense and chris johnson in the same game this sucks
titans lose in less than an hour
WHO'S WATCHING
I just wish both teams could lose and lose a few players in the process
needs more Fergie wardrobe malfunction
Thank god I'm watching GT/CLemson. That shit on NBC is horrible.
shitty part is it's on nfln too ><
Ben, don't be rapin'
The wind is hectic as usual. God I hope the Steelers beat the fucking brakes off the Titans.
Ben Roethlisberger raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.
Collinsworth is already pissing me off.
i believe it