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  1. 2009-09-07 17:17 #1
    Ksandra
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    EVERYTIME I WALK UP/DOWN THE STAIRS

    My left knee makes a weird creaking noise....









    I must have gotten fatter...
  2. 2009-09-07 17:39 #2
    greatandfoolish
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    are your students whispering behind your back more than usual?

    are there a mysteriously circular shaped series of empty chairs at the front of the class where you normally stand?

    if you answered yes to any of these questions, you may be fat
  3. 2009-09-07 17:55 #3
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    I'm going to sink my cock deep in your fat ass
  4. 2009-09-07 17:56 #4
    Ksandra
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    I'm going to sink my cock deep in your fat ass
    ass to big + cock too small= very little effect
  5. 2009-09-07 18:08 #5
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    OHHH SHIT BURN
  6. 2009-09-07 18:50 #6
    Krye
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    Bitch my dick is huge I'll split you in half
  7. 2009-09-07 18:56 #7
    Atreides
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    poidh rly

    or do I just not want to see that
  8. 2009-09-07 19:00 #8
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    walk up and down the stairs more often and you will be GOOD TO GO YOU HOT LITTLE SLUT
  9. 2009-09-07 19:01 #9
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    it will even heat up your hot little snatch
  10. 2009-09-07 19:12 #10
    Ksandra
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    will that stop my knee from creaking?
  11. 2009-09-07 19:46 #11
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    Next time remember to use lube.
  12. 2009-09-07 19:49 #12
    Ksandra
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    friend looked it up, guess it's a "softening of the muscles" so I either a. have to start swimming again, or b. do some exercises that works out the knee but doesn't make it bend 90 degrees...
  13. 2009-09-07 20:01 #13
    Krye
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    All you need is a good dicking
  14. 2009-09-07 20:09 #14
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    Bumping this just so that other shittier topics arent at the top of the page.
  15. 2009-09-07 20:13 #15
    #686578
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    Damn it Ivve