Ninja Assassin (2009)

[Zilla]

Like i said when people got killed it wasnt just like omg im hit. It was like SHIT my hands/feet/head lol.

[altwight]

hahaha, sounds awesome.

question: is it 3d?

[Zilla]

no thank god. I wouldnt be able to take that shit.

[altwight]

w00t me either.

[Dimmauk]

I went and saw this today, and I liked it and I was entertained. It was cheesy and had a shit ton of action like all good Martial arts movies should. Are people expecting Oscar winner? People need to get the dick out of their ass and just enjoy movies for what they are. Or leave the dick in your ass and go watch Pippa Lee.

[fishstix]

I loved it, but my family didnt lol. Anyone catch the boyband joke? <3

[SephYuyX]

I didnt till I saw that the guy was Rain in the credits, I was like wtf is a singer doing in an action movie?

Oh well, was still a good movie, but yeah, every time the chick talked, my head hurt.

[Chun Liroy]

Those Ninjas get to Japan really fast.

[SephYuyX]

They be Ninjas.

[510Meeze]

It might slow down the story if they showed the 10 hour flight from Europe to Japan.

[Zilla]

The movie had built in time skips duh.
Plot nojutsu at its finest!

[aduidarnenye]

I don't think the school was in Japan. I don't think there are mountains of that variety in Japan. I thought it was southwestern China.

[Zilla]

Valley hidden in the Mountains! Black sand squad!

[altwight]

Was thinking of plotkais while watching this but I couldn't careless because they were fucking ninjas bro.

Movie was badass except for a few things in my opinion

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ninjas running in the street like AYAYAYAYA nothanks and the blood was poorly done. the ending was pretty cool i thought of bleach's byakuya insta death shunpo thing lol

[Toth]

Lots of blood, lots of gore, cool effects. Enjoyable movie overall. It was just what it was advertised as.

[Xno Kappa]

Fighting was bad ass with the main character having a cool weapon the majority of the time besides the done-to-death katana. Seriously, the choreography alone in this movie was worth the 10 bucks for me. Other then that, story was retarded, acting was retarded, ninja's were retarded;

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What the fuck at the ninja's running in the streets like headless chickens!?

But plenty of action kept me entertained. If you liked it any more then that then you have a special heart.

[Chun Liroy]

Fighting was bad ass with the main character having a cool weapon the majority of the time besides the done-to-death katana. Seriously, the choreography alone in this movie was worth the 10 bucks for me. Other then that, story was retarded, acting was retarded, ninja's were retarded;

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What the fuck at the ninja's running in the streets like headless chickens!?

But plenty of action kept me entertained. If you liked it any more then that then you have a special heart.

Icwatudidthar. That twist was beyond obvious at the end lulz. The Rain's weapon was fairly badass.

[wyrmtung]

Saw this yesterday. My friend warned me that they pretty much ripped off the story of my life. There were some historical inaccuracies, like my first assassination went a lot smoother than the reenactment they showed in the movie. But whatever. I understand it's dramatic license and all so I didn't sweat it.

The one thing I didn't get was the ninjars totally owned the soldiers on their home turf but when the soldiers invaded their mountain fortress then suddenly they are getting slaughtered? Really?

[Toth]

Saw this yesterday. My friend warned me that they pretty much ripped off the story of my life. There were some historical inaccuracies, like my first assassination went a lot smoother than the reenactment they showed in the movie. But whatever. I understand it's dramatic license and all so I didn't sweat it.

The one thing I didn't get was the ninjars totally owned the soldiers on their home turf but when the soldiers invaded their mountain fortress then suddenly they are getting slaughtered? Really?

Huh? The theme was that excessive light negates the advantages and abilities of the ninja. When the troops arrived they completed bathed the area in light (from the trucks and from the helicopters) and forced the ninjas to fight without benefit of their greatest strength.

P.S What was so bad about the storyline? Thinking back on it, I found it flowed just fine.

[Priran]

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hi guys don't mind me I'm just gonna sit over here and be the worst part of the movie