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    I DARE YOU!!

    to put this in your mouth
    Blair’s 16 Million Product Review | Hot Sauce Blog

    16 million scoville hot sauce. for comparison, police grade pepper spray is about 5 million scoville.

    i bought the 50k scoville one and almost passed out from eating it w/ a piece of fried chicken. and what's worse, I scratched my balls not knowing I still have a trace of capcisin on my hands and it's been burning for a good 2 hours now.

    is this what gonorrhea feels like?

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    K so you're stupid.

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    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    That's not for eating.

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    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    That being said, I would try a crystal.

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    Sometimes I find medium salsa hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    K so you're stupid.
    no u

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    ryko sux dix ffxi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    ryko sux dix ffxi
    /nod

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    You're supposed to put like 1 drop of that into a giant pot of gumbo.

    You may as well have posted "hey guys i ate some poison and it tastes like burning"

    http://www.binarytuberculosis.com/me...ke_burning.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnsemGeni View Post
    /nod
    With anyone else I would know they had acknowledged my sarcasm and were agreeing with me in an attempt to be funny, but with you I just don't know man.

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    Can you even cook with it, would a tiny piece be able to dilute and spread out enough?

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    i wonder if that's hotter than the curry we had in nyc, ryko

    anyway i bought my grandfather this stuff for christmas:
    357 Mad Dog Collector's Edition

    I tried it, it was pretty painful but still had some sort of flavor to it, which made it better than the curry (which had no flavor at all)

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    I never understood the super mega spicy thing people seem to have a boner for. Some people also like to stab themselves in the dick, it doesn't make it a fucking good idea.

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    Didn't you hear how manly men like spicy things, the commercials all say it so I don't know how you could miss it.

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    That is true. The TV is always right, after all.