Ivve

[Charismatic]

That's not really enough.
BUT THANKS FOR TRYING IVVE, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU. YOU AT LEAST TRY!

[Ivve]

if that's not enough reason, you need to reevaluate why you want to talk to this bitch in the first place

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

if that's not enough reason, you need to reevaluate why you want to talk to this bitch in the first place

i didn't even read the first two pages but this

[Charismatic]

Nothing special, I just want her to hook me up with one of her friends but like... I want to get in good with her before I bring that up.

[Charismatic]

Nah.

[Blarg]

Just bite her neck

[Ivve]

bitch, you really can't figure this out? tell her you're interested in watching the series and let her sell you on it. problem solved, shit. then she might even come looking for you later to see what you thought about it and you'll have another opportunity to talk to her without actually having to do anything.

[Blarg]

but when do you bite her neck?

[Conrad]

Second date

[Blarg]

She better put out after a good neck bite

[Charismatic]

bitch, you really can't figure this out? tell her you're interested in watching the series and let her sell you on it. problem solved, shit. then she might even come looking for you later to see what you thought about it and you'll have another opportunity to talk to her without actually having to do anything.

This is why I post these situations on the internet.
You are much better at this than I.

[Ivve]

exit strategy so that you don't have to ever watch the series: tell her you decided to read the books first instead. then you also get points for reading like a boss.

[Ivve]

that is if she does come back later to ask you what you thought