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  1. #1
    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    parents working the google machine

    how do i tell my mom to stop forwarding me goddamned chain mail without hurting her feelings? no matter how nice the sentiment, it's still fucking chain mail, jesus christ.

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    The Anti Miz
    The Anti Miz of the House of Weave

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    id like to google your machine

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    The Anti Miz
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    if you know what im sayin

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    just block her or something.

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
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    i think i'm getting an idea

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
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    no i lost it

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    I don't get this thread

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    don't worry bb

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    My Little Ixion
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    Just tell her to stop forwarding you chain mail.

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
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    do you have a mom?

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
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    a mom that you live several states away from?

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
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    moms are not reasonable people. they don't handle "stop sending me chain mail" well when they think they're like, loving you by doing so.

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    My Little Ixion
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    Yes, next state over, had not problem whatsoever telling her to can the spam.

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    Genoslut
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    ivve: just set up a rule or something to block anything with Fw: in it

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    The God Damn Kuno
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    This is what I'd say:

    "What the hell are you sending me? If you wan't to actually email me that's fine, but stuff like this is just spam"

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
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    oh you people and your reasonable parents.

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
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    my mom is nice but kind of crazy and i can't be direct with her. she's seriously told me not to say fuck on the internet or the police will come get me.

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    Disown her.

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    My Little Ixion
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    my mom is nice but kind of crazy and i can't be direct with her. she's seriously told me not to say fuck on the internet or the police will come get me.
    Send her the pic of me drunk wearing a cabbie jacket and say "we're engaged!" that'll get her.

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    Title: "HUBBLE GOTCHU!" (without the quotes, of course [and without "(without the quotes, of course)", of course], etc)
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    Based on how you're describing her, I don't think you're going to be able to do this without hurting her feelings. But to minimize it, tell her something along the lines of what Kuno said, but in a gentler way. Let her know you appreciate or like the fact that she emails you, but you'd prefer actual emails and not forwarded chain letters.

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