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  1. #21
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    Why are you humoring crazy people? Who cares if she's your mother or gets butthurt over it? "Hey Mom. Please stop sending me these annoying e-mails. I don't find them funny. If that offends you, tough shit. (and for added effect) FUCK!"

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
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    yeah, the main problem is going to be that she won't understand how annoying chain letters are or why

  3. #23
    Title: "HUBBLE GOTCHU!" (without the quotes, of course [and without "(without the quotes, of course)", of course], etc)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnakai View Post
    Why are you humoring crazy people? Who cares if she's your mother or gets butthurt over it? "Hey Mom. Please stop sending me these annoying e-mails. I don't find them funny. If that offends you, tough shit. (and for added effect) FUCK!"
    It really depends on your relationship with your mother. For me, this would be fine, but for others, not so much.

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    Not my problem. Parents shouldn't be pussies.

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    Ivve, toughen your mom the fuck up.

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
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    my mom is bipolar dude. tough love doesn't do shit except make my life that much harder over the next few days as she contemplates suicide because i told her not to send me goddamned chain letters.

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    i'd like to work your google machine

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    if you know what im sayin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    how do i tell my mom to stop forwarding me goddamned chain mail without hurting her feelings? no matter how nice the sentiment, it's still fucking chain mail, jesus christ.
    My sisters do this shit too, when you figure out the polite way let me know. I would setup a rule to move all FW: emails to junk, but then I'd miss a TON of shit from work.

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    Must be a chick thing then.


    Stop being fucking crazy, chicks. god damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    how do i tell my mom to stop forwarding me goddamned chain mail without hurting her feelings? no matter how nice the sentiment, it's still fucking chain mail, jesus christ.
    She wont listen. My mom forwards the dumbest right wing conspiracy bullshit to me all the time. I just reply back a link to Snopes or Factcheck.

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    I had to tell my friend's lists the same thing and I gave them a few tries before blockage. You can always make a separate email address entirely for her.
    Also consider telling her how to separate people from her chain mail list so she can choose not to send those to you. As far as being polite, just a simple 'Spam 101' explanation of the bad things that chain mail does and why you don't need them is good.

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    Yeah but these people will take it entirely to heart and I just can't upset my family like that. I've just decided to mark as read and move on with life I think.

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    Declare war, begin preparations to return fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    My sisters do this shit too, when you figure out the polite way let me know. I would setup a rule to move all FW: emails to junk, but then I'd miss a TON of shit from work.
    just set up a rule so that if it meets multiple criteria, i.e. from these people and contains FW: in the subject, then move it.

    you can set both at once; if you're having problems just don't use the rule wizard.

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    Nigga I rule all the timez.

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    I find that a good dicking usually makes bitches behave

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    i had to do this with my crazy gramma too (not the one you met, the other one)

    basically i just told her if she didn't stop sending me them, i was going to make my email program just look for emails from her and put them directly into the trash

    and that if I did so, when she sent me something important i would never see it -- i kinda used the "cry wolf" scenario -- if you keep sending me bullshit, i won't pay attention when it isn't bullshit

    she stopped

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    If she thinks swearing on the internet brings the police she should believe that chain mails are designed by pervert men on the internet to track the location of young women who receive them by the magics of the internet mail.

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    Filter by subject line "FWD: FWD:" OR "FW: FW:"

    Fixed.

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