She damn well heard him

[Cream Soda]

[Colenzo]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[tyven]

pwned

[Antithesis]

Awesome.

[Ragnell]

I fucking LOL'd such a classic

[Ryko]

The look on her face sold it.

[Akucaen]

oh god, rofl.

[Kiro]

She looked like she was about to burst into tears for a sec.

[AkashiXI]

trolled, lol

[Colenzo]

I really wish I was that guy.

[Charismatic]

He is the fucking man.
I should make it my life's goal to become a man as good as or better than Dick Masterson.

[Kiarax]

It is hilarious no matter how many times I watch.

[Dimmauk]

It is hilarious no matter how many times I watch.

Yeah, and so true

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10. Men have penises

“ Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do."


9. Marriage is stupid

“ Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day."


8. Boys destroy things"
Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!"


7. Men wear watches
"Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored."



6. Men write illegibly


"Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.



5. Men live less than women


"Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit.



4. Women are racists


"Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred."



3. Men are not sponges


"Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires."



2. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome


"I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues."



1. Jesus was a Man


"Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women."

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