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    How Can I Help My Friend?

    He is pretty, smart, funny, he has money, he does anything his girlfriends want and more. A few examples would be that he drives an hour every day just to see his bitches because he's too fucking retarded to find anyone local, and he bought his girlfriend a $400 ring when they were both like 15 years old, stupid fag shit like that. BUT, since all women are whores, they all cheat on him. He won't leave them because he's addicted to "love", he HAS to feel as if a girl cares about him. He finds out they are cheating through some way or another(Women are stupid, so they don't cover their tracks for shit), and just lets it slide and does nothing about it. He tries to pretend as if they aren't whoring around, but it eats away at him and tears him apart from the inside. Let me reiterate, he CANNOT BE ALONE, if he does break up with whatever hoe he's with at the time, he stops eating and starts randomly fainting. He started taking Zoloft a few months ago and for a while he didn't give a fuck about tricks and sluts, but I guess that shit stopped working. He was going to switch meds, but he's a bitch that gets any and all side effects listed, and everything else has fucked up side effects so he didn't want to risk it.

    He's got an epic case of bitch dependency and this has to stop. He won't listen to me when I tell him that the only thing women are good for is sex and I really don't know what the fuck to do now. He used to be pretty punk rock and now he's dating this retarded poser bitch that listens to green day and dyed her hair blue so now she thinks she's hardcore and shit. He's basically sold his soul at this point and I think we're nearing the point of no return.

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    He is pretty, smart, funny, he has money..
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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
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    lol
    I took him around my other friends the other day and they were like, "When did you get a girlfriend?"

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    And we went to this flower shop the other day so he could get flowers for his girlfriend and he asked how long the flowers would stay fresh and the florist asked, "Well when do you plan on giving them to her-" then she hesitated and said, "To someone?" because she hella thought he was gay as fuck and I don't blame her, he's hella queer.

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    A couple days ago we went clothes shopping and he had to buy pants from the boys section because he's kind of small and he wanted really tight jeans and he was like, "You have to tell me how gay I look in these jeans, I'm only shooting for a little gay"

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    Date your friend. It's okay to rape him too. You and I both know it's what you want, but one of us refuses to accept the truth. It's not I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hagun View Post
    Date your friend. It's okay to rape him too. You and I both know it's what you want, but one of us refuses to accept the truth. It's not I.
    He rejects my advances : ( And if I raped him I don't think he'd let me live with him anymore...

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    Fondle him in his sleep.

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    He deserves it. You know deep down he wasn't it too. Isn't time you put your foot down and claim what is rightfully yours. Seriously, are going to keep up this farce of friendship or act on it and make a difference? Friends don't let friends get run over by sluts over and over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    Fondle him in his sleep.
    He locks his door

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    There is nothing he can do to help you. Trust me.
    He is convinced that his way is the right way and your stance is far too different from his own for him to make such a huge leap.

    Eventually he'll realize that women are all just holes on his own, the girls he's with are doing a better job of 'helping' him than you think. He will get tired of the bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hagun View Post
    He deserves it. You know deep down he wasn't it too. Isn't time you put your foot down and claim what is rightfully yours. Seriously, are going to keep up this farce of friendship or act on it and make a difference? Friends don't let friends get run over by sluts over and over.
    Well to be fair he stopped being friends with me a couple years ago because his girlfriend wanted him to, so I don't even know if how much loyalty I should be showing him. He showed me some nude pictures of his ex a few days ago but wouldn't let me save them, so I had to sneak onto his computer later to take them. I mean, he's in the wrong in that situation, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    I mean, he's in the wrong in that situation, right?
    Yes.

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    And not showing me nudes of girls that he is still dating is also a douche move, right?

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    FUCK man! Why is EVERY single girl a god damned fucking slut whore? It's so fucking depressing. The woman I was in love with turned out to be a whore, every girl that my friends fall in love with, guess what, they're whores too! My own mother was a fucking whore that slept around and tore our family apart! I was raised to believe the world was such a better place! But instead it's full of impurity and hopelessness, I sometimes wonder if I would be different if I had just been told the truth from the start...instead of having my dreams viciously shattered...

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    We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    FUCK man! Why is EVERY single girl a god damned fucking slut whore? It's so fucking depressing. The woman I was in love with turned out to be a whore, every girl that my friends fall in love with, guess what, they're whores too! My own mother was a fucking whore that slept around and tore our family apart! I was raised to believe the world was such a better place! But instead it's full of impurity and hopelessness, I sometimes wonder if I would be different if I had just been told the truth from the start...instead of having my dreams viciously shattered...
    You would see the world through completely different eyes I am sure.
    That isn't to say that it'd be any better though.

    But yeah, sluts and whores... all of them. But it works out in my favor in one very small way. I hate being wrong and at least this way I can freely call all women sluts and whores without fear of being wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    FUCK man! Why is EVERY single girl a god damned fucking slut whore?
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    I took my love and I took it down
    I climbed a mountain and I turned around
    And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
    Well the landslide brought me down

    Oh, mirror in the sky
    What is love
    Can the child within my heart rise above
    Can I sail thru the changing ocean tides
    Can I handle the seasons of my life

    Well, Ive been afraid of changing cause I built my life around you
    But time makes you bolder
    Children get older
    Im getting older too
    Well...

    Well, Ive been afraid of changing cause I built my life around you
    But time makes you bolder
    Children get older
    Im getting older, too
    Well Im getting older too

    So, take this love and take it down
    Year and if you climb a mountain and ya turn around
    And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
    Well the landslide brought me down
    And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
    Well maybe
    Well maybe
    Well maybe the landslide will bring you down

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