TABITHA

[Krye]

So this fucking cat is named Tabitha, and my friend's mom has been standing on the porch for like ten minutes shouting, "TAB! TABITHA! TABBY! KITTY KITTY!" because the cat wants in but the cat is sitting at the glass sliding door in the back of the house and she's too fucking stupid to come around to the front and my friend's mom is too fat to open the sliding door so she's just standing out on the fucking porch drunk as Hell cause she's an alcoholic that drinks every night and she won't stop screaming for the cat and my fucking room has a window that opens out on to the porch so I can't fucking sleep because she won't shut the fuck up god damn it and while we're on the subject of pets my friend bought a fucking ferret knowing damn well that he's a lazy fuck that would never take care of it and he wouldn't clean the cage so it started smelling hella bad so he put it in my room cause he didn't want his room smelling like shit so now I have to take care of his stupid fucking ferret and all fucking day and night all it tries to do is chew its way out of the cage and it is so fucking loud and annoying and instead of shitting in the litter box it throws all the litter out and tries to eat the plastic litter box and instead of sleeping in its bed it shits in its bed and instead of sleeping in the hammock it chewed the hammock apart so now it has to sleep in shit because it's so fucking stupid and while we're on the subject of frustrating things my mother said she sent me a package with school supplies like pencils and other shit and she said she sent me a $25 gift card and some cookies that my sister baked but she said it was supposed to get here like a week ago and it's still not here and I haven't been able to call her and tell her because my friend keeps staying the night at his girlfriend's house and my mom's number is in his phone and I feel abandoned by my friend and I'm sad because I have to put up with stupid people all the fucking time and the money I was supposed to get is probably lost forever I've been trying to get my sleeping schedule back to normal and I succeeded I've been going to sleep at 10-12 and waking up at 8-10 but last night I stayed up until 6 AM so now my emotions are all out of whack and I have class tomorrow evening and I'm going to be all fucked up for it and I haven't even done my homework yet I want to cry why is everything going so wrong

[Colenzo]

nope not reading it

[Ryko]

Saw "fucking cat" and figured this would be better off for moots.

[Howard Roark]

put the ferret inside the mom's bed

[Shiroikage]

Ferrets smell awful at best.
I feel sorry for you.

[Shiroikage]

Ferrets smell awful at best.
I feel sorry for you.

[Colenzo]

Ferrets smell awful at best.
I feel sorry for you.

they are actually really fucking awesome if you get their stink glands removed

[Shiroikage]

Yeah, you need to take out the musk glands, but HOLY FUCK DO THEY EVER SMELL WITHOUT THEM REMOVED.

[Ivve]

gross

[Ivve]

someone cliff's notes the op

[Colenzo]

"nigger"

next

[Ivve]

hahaha

[Conrad]

Have you fucked your friend's mom yet

[tyven]

wat

[Krye]

Yeah, you need to take out the musk glands, but HOLY FUCK DO THEY EVER SMELL WITHOUT THEM REMOVED.

I think the lady at the pet shop said that male ferrets need their scent glands or they die. And my friend was set on getting a male because he's a faggot

[Shiroikage]

I think the lady at the pet shop said that male ferrets need their scent glands or they die. And my friend was set on getting a male because he's a faggot

Oh man, I feel sorry for you. Fucking terrible smell.

[Colenzo]

My friend had a pet ferret when its smelly glands were removed. It was just like a pet cat really, it used the cat litter box and hung out and it was cute lol.

[Shiroikage]

It is fun to watch a ferret try to run on a smooth surface like tiling or linoleum.