which is more rude

[_chuchu]

;\

[Day]

It was a meth lab strangely enough

[Sera]

I'll see you in the lab

i love you chu

[Ivve]

dogs have problems with chocolate iirc because of the crazy amounts of sugar in it, and only in excessive amounts. i've had labs and goldens wolf down entire cakes and live to tell the tale, so i'm not worried. besides, exlax comes in more varities than the chocolate chews, and that's probably a bad idea to try to feed to dogs anyway because it gets everywhere. you can give them kaopectate to stop shitting, so the chances of them dying from half a human dose of exlax are pretty remote. these are big goddamned dogs.

on top of that, let them call the authorities. i don't give a shit, i just want to super annoy these fucking people. i guess that's missing you guys. i know the proper route to take, but (and let me do this in big letters)

I WANT THEM TO SUFFER

[Linktri]

Vivisect the dogs in front of their children.

[TheShadyMan]

Vivisect the children in front of the dogs.

[Diamicles]

don't punish the animals for the idiocy of their owners.

[Day]

fuck animals

[Ishido]

bags of shit, on fire, over the fence, on the front lawn, etc.

set some bear traps for the dogs

[Kiro]

These are all amateur ideas.

EXLAX EXLAX EXLAX.

[Kiro]

Or sitting up at night with a laser pointer and just driving the dogs bat shit insane.

[Sera]

I think you should move the DESKS near the wall of the kid's room

hear me out here: find speakers somewhere else in the house
move them to the computer desks
blast porn all day
fuck loudly all night

[Day]

I'd like to change sera's plan to "fuck day all day and night"

[Sera]

well i mean isn't nikko at work during the day?

oh wait, i see what you're sayin, bow chicka wow wow baby

[Howard Roark]

leave wet paint or chalk (something non-toxic) in your back yard

let the dogs in


ruin their floors




something water based will go away easily with a couple rainfalls, but their floor will be annoying to clean

[Howard Roark]

also doesn't the army have a longstanding tradition of hazing and practical jokes?

any story my ex-military friend tells me is always about explosives in the outhouse or stealing the company jeep or nailing in the trench



I'm sure a 'lesson-learned' could be arranged

[_chuchu]

fucking bitches and getting money in trenches? where do I sign my life away?

[Howard Roark]

school is paid for and you score chicks like Ivve

[Ivve]

school is paid for and you score chicks like Ivve

unless you're a grunt, in which case you're never going to school and you're never getting out. also, everyone cheats on you and you will get STDs.

[_chuchu]

hahaha put a sign on your door that says
SANTA IS A LIE

bullshit. That fat fgt took more than my momma's biscuits one xmas