Stop living on a military base. This requires a time machine and the foresight not to marry active-duty military.
88 miles an hour.
nah, i don't cheat. everyone else's wife steps out on them though
Take the time machine back before that then.
yeah because living with my parents was such a badass arrangement.
I think you're missing the whole point here - you have a time machine!
i think you're missing the point here: i'm 23. life before now isn't worth revisiting. HELL YEAH COMMUNITY COLLEGE? FUN TIMES HIGH SCHOOL? i don't think so sir.
Ivve is only four years older than I am. This scares me.
why is that?
I dont know, you're the much cooler older kid. If you're not that much older than me then I dont know, it's weird.
if it makes you feel any better, i'm like 65 on the inside
That does make me feel better.
I am also 12 on the inside
yeah i totally want to find out what horrible shit the future has in store for me so i can worry about what's going to happen to me in 30 years for the next 30 years. SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. time travel is fucking overrated.
Nothing to worry about, it'll all be over eventually no matter how shitty or great the ride is.
God it's not that bad kiro seriously -- and I should know, I'm older than all of you! ALL OF YOU!
Pff I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just saying it's guaranteed to end at some point. It's like staying over at the shitty aunt's house, who forces you to go to church in "church clothes" that are too fucking small for you, that you really don't like for the weekend, you know it'll be over eventually.
Or staying over at that insanely awesome aunt's house who takes you out to the movies and spoils you at the mall & shit and knowing it'll be over.