post your shitty band's lyrics

[gaira]

Don’t quiver little boy, your daddy’s with you now
It won’t be long anyhow
It’s just around the corner
The destiny that I embrace with you

Don’t get too close to my fantasy
Don’t be afraid to clutch the hand of your creator
Stare into the lion’s eyes and if you taste the candy
You’ll get to the surprise

Stay calm little dreamer and drift off into dreams
The gentle kiss of night is better than it seems
It’s just around the corner
Close your eyes and soon you’ll be with me

Don’t get too close to my fantasy
Don’t be afraid to clutch the hand of your creator
Stare into the lion’s eyes and if you taste the candy
You’ll get to the surprise [3x]



I suppose you win if you feel like a winner.

[Ryko]

Get the fuck out.

[Ryko]

It's an actual song.

[gaira]

Damn Skid Row, gotta take it way back now.

Well, the first time that I saw you
I could not speak a word
My tongue was tied in giant knots
And I felt so disturbed
At the feeling rushing through me
The heat inside my veins
At the way my nerve ends tingle
Every time you call my name
I've got a lust ignited fever
And I can't put out the flame
Next time that I saw you
I felt so at ease
You had a languid disposition
I had an willingness to please
And your candy apple red lips
Full of violets and sex
Had me harder than a coal train
Had my collar wringing wet
Now I'm gonna crash and burn
But I'm not finished yet
My heart is pounding like a big bass drum
Excited at the thought I might get me some
Lick it off my fingers
Taste it on my tongue
Love you little baby like a machine gun
You're a symphony of elegance
A masterpiece of grace
And animated work of art
Who's acquired a taste
For the flesh of weaker lovers
Lie down on their backs
To be ridden at your leisure
And be taken off like hats
I'm not here for you to walk on
And I'm not your welcome mat
My heart is pounding like a big bass drum
Excited at the thought I might get me some
Lick it off my fingers
Taste it on my tongue
Love you little baby like a machine gun
A machine gun, yeah
The first time that I saw you
I could not speak a word
My tongue was tied in giant knots
And I felt so disturbed
At the feeling rushing through me
The heat inside my veins
At the way my nerve ends tingle
Every time you call my name
I've got a lust ignited fever
And I can't put out the flame
My heart is pounding like a big bass drum
Excited at the thought I might get me some
Lick it off my fingers
Taste it on my tongue
Love you little baby like a machine gun
Ma-ma-ma-machine gun
Machine

[Ryko]

No, really. Get the fuck out.

[Ryko]

Also a song.

[gaira]

I was just getting comfy ;/

[Ryko]

I was just getting comfy with telling you to get the fuck out.

[Howard Roark]

why does my screen look like this when I view this thread..?

http://www.imagebeast.net/images/1tn...jagtfk07aa.jpg

[#686578]

Get the fuck out.

It's an actual song.

No, really. Get the fuck out.

Also a song.

I was just getting comfy with telling you to get the fuck out.

Glad to have you back

[gaira]

Gonna sleep after this, but if you don't have one of these in the morning you'll be sad...

When you've had your fun, and your work is done,
You must not succumb.
I can feel you breathe. It's like a mega-weedge inside.
Please don't hide.

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.

When the guava's drained, Eddie Dingle remains.
But we must further ourselves on.
So dynamic is life, staring into the sight's
Not right, but wrong in a good way.

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.

When you've had your fun, and your work is done,
You must not succumb.
I can feel you breathe. It's like a mega-weedge inside.
Please don't hide.

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
Kaiser bun. Pork roll egg and cheese.

[#686578]

How many times do you have to be told

[#686578]

Out faggot

[Conrad]

Howard.

IE? Really?

[Howard Roark]

work compy


IE7 at that....

[Conrad]

Oh yeah, I imagine they wouldn't have Firefox at the supermarket where you work

[Howard Roark]

lol

[Skjie]

Lablaws, fuck yeah.

[Howard Roark]

the owner of Loblaws is Bob Loblaws


say that outloud, it's possibly the most unfortunate name that doesn't contain toilet humour

[Shiroikage]

We just have SuperStores out here.