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  1. 2009-09-11 14:42 #1
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    Fucked Up Dreams

    Now I normally don't even remember most of my dreams but this one was so fucking vivid and real that it has freaked me out.

    I don't know exactly how it started but I do remember walking into my apartment and these two cats (grey and black) were there, apparently they fucked a LOT of my shit up. Next thing I know (like all of my dreams) I am in a completely different room, no idea how I got there, or how much time has passed since I was in the living room. I'm outside of the bathtub on my knees and one of the cats (grey) in the bathtub. The cat seems dead and I am apparently in the middle of skinning it. I don't know why but in the dream I keep on skinning it completely down to the meat and the cat out of nowhere starts meowing and shows a sign of life. Horrified the first thing I did was plunge the knife I was using to skin it through it's head, then I woke up.

    Anyone also experience some fucked up dreams recently? I don't know why I had this one because I like all animals, last thing I would want to do is anything like that.

    Not sure if I should mark NSFW since this will mostly be a bunch of stories..
  2. 2009-09-11 14:59 #2
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    Get the fuck out.
  3. 2009-09-11 15:15 #3
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    Clearly, you're gay.
  4. 2009-09-11 15:16 #4
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    beaten but, your gay
  5. 2009-09-11 16:33 #5
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    lol I wouldn't ever do that.
  6. 2009-09-11 16:38 #6
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    I've had some unpleasant sex dreams that I think I will only tell if somebody actually wants to hear them.
  7. 2009-09-11 16:40 #7
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    I have too man, I don't even want to get into it but feel free to.
  8. 2009-09-11 16:41 #8
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    Last dream I had was being chased by a gator. I don't remember if he got me though. I just woke up and sleepily said WTF then went back to sleep. Good times.
  9. 2009-09-11 16:42 #9
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    I dreamt that I was being assraped so hard that the pain made me wake up
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    it might be lupus
  11. 2009-09-11 17:01 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by melbufrauma View Post
    beaten but, your gay
    you too, out
  12. 2009-09-11 17:36 #12
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    I had a sex dream. I dreamt that you caught the gay.
  13. 2009-09-11 23:01 #13
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    One of my friends had a dream he was shoving corn into a 12 year old dead girl's snatch.
    He also had a dream he was a lizard being molested by another lizard.
  14. 2009-09-11 23:05 #14
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    this isnt general, and if this post was moved here from there then go fuck yourself even harder
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