So, yesterday I talked to ...

[Sera]

My ex husband's first wife (lol, I was the second ex wife, and he's getting married again this November.)

She tells me that occasionally he calls to check up on his son (lol, occasionally, what a great dad) and in doing so also sometimes shares what she calls uh ... personal and sometimes awkward information with her, or asks her advice. She doesn't really know WHY he does this, but he does.

So this particular story she's referring to, is about the first time he had sex with the mistress he had while he and I were married (same chick he is marrying in Nov.) According to the first wife, he said that (and this is a verbatim quote) it was awkward and not really enjoyable at first because:

"She's set up funny down there. Like, the positioning is strange."

The first wife didn't ask for elaboration, because she said she was too grossed out by the whole conversation to even bother... but we were thinking... what does that even mean? "Set up funny"? "Strange positioning?"

What the fuck could be funny about vaginal positioning?

So, spam, I ask you -- what is wrong with this ho's vaheen? What could be switched up in that snatch?

[Atreides]

he probably doesn't understand why her vagina is penis-shaped

[Falisa]

This dude you divorced sounds high class.

[Cream Soda]

Should tell her how I shit on the floor next time she spews this shit

[tyven]

i thought you married a gay dude?

[Sera]

i found gay porn on the comp, but he's never come out about it

hmm maybe atre is right

[Dimmauk]

My ex husband's first wife (lol, I was the second ex wife, and he's getting married again this November.)

She tells me that occasionally he calls to check up on his son (lol, occasionally, what a great dad) and in doing so also sometimes shares what she calls uh ... personal and sometimes awkward information with her, or asks her advice. She doesn't really know WHY he does this, but he does.

So this particular story she's referring to, is about the first time he had sex with the mistress he had while he and I were married (same chick he is marrying in Nov.) According to the first wife, he said that (and this is a verbatim quote) it was awkward and not really enjoyable at first because:

"She's set up funny down there. Like, the positioning is strange."

The first wife didn't ask for elaboration, because she said she was too grossed out by the whole conversation to even bother... but we were thinking... what does that even mean? "Set up funny"? "Strange positioning?"

What the fuck could be funny about vaginal positioning?

So, spam, I ask you -- what is wrong with this ho's vaheen? What could be switched up in that snatch?

Maybe yalls snatches were huge, and this girls has a tight vagina? Or the other way around?

[thebearofscience]

This is trippin' me out. How old are you? You married a gay dude? What is going on

[Krye]

Her vagina is normal, he's just not used to it because he had your slut pussy

[Dimmauk]

i found gay porn on the comp, but he's never come out about it

hmm maybe atre is right

LOL, Maybe her vag is an asshole?

[Sera]

He said it was a positioning issue.... I really can't think of anything that would fit that description besides like... idk

asshole is where vag should be and vice versa?
he fucked the urethra instead?
idk man

[Sera]

does the shit have hand controls?
is it handicap accessible? has a ramp? i mean wtf

[Zalius]

are you and his first both innies

[Kiro]

Well if she's a ho like you say she is maybe her pussy is just a gnarled mess from being dicked too often.

[Dimmauk]

does the shit have hand controls?
is it handicap accessible? has a ramp? i mean wtf

Some chicks have different shaped vaginas, inside and outside.

[Sera]

Maybe yalls snatches were huge, and this girls has a tight vagina? Or the other way around?

Hmm, well his first wife was a virgin, and he always hurt me (i have a short, shallow type setup) and she was some sort of sorostitute in college so... idk i doubt that

[Sera]

are you and his first both innies

like belly button innies? yes

[Sera]

she's also a pretty wide load, me and the first wife are much lighter

but i mean being huge shouldn't affect vag setup right? i don't know, i don't look at much vagina, so i'm defaulting to bg's expertise here

[Kiro]

so i'm defaulting to bg's expertise here

first mistake.

[Dimmauk]

Hmm, well his first wife was a virgin, and he always hurt me (i have a short, shallow type setup) and she was some sort of sorostitute in college so... idk i doubt that

Yeah, I remember this one chick couldnt be on top cause her vagina was shaped weird on the inside. I was like she was bottoming out on my cock. I could feel me hit a wall of something. Any other positiion it was fine.