So, yesterday I talked to ...

[Kiro]

I believe that's called a cervix, Dimm. You nub.

[Sera]

yeah i kinda loled at the fact that i'm asking bg for vagina expertise

[Ivve]

i have no idea but i was totally about to make a smelly pussy topic about a woman i encountered in the gym

[Dimmauk]

she's also a pretty wide load, me and the first wife are much lighter

but i mean being huge shouldn't affect vag setup right? i don't know, i don't look at much vagina, so i'm defaulting to bg's expertise here

I can help, I just need to take a look under the hood. This would help in figuring out what kinda of motor you got.

[Ivve]

it's like our brains are synched

[Kiro]

lol smelly pussy thread would be nothing but "tuna"

[Ivve]

she got off her exercise bike and bowled me over with a dead wet rat pussybreeze

[Dimmauk]

i have no idea but i was totally about to make a smelly pussy topic about a woman i encountered in the gym

Holy shit, I used to have a teacher who had the worst snatch smell. You could smell it as soon as you walked in the classroom. Everyone in the class smelled it, it was like she never washed herself or her underwear or pantyhose.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Oh you gossping busybodies! j/k juicy story btw, I loves me some ex's gossip.

Perhaps she is a hermaphrodite or inter-sexed.
Enlarged clitoris or abnormally large labia?

Kudos to you for being able to still talk to your ex's without fighting.

[Sera]

she got off her exercise bike and bowled me over with a dead wet rat pussybreeze

ROFL

well the good part of this story is that if HER vag is strange, then mine and first wifey's must be normal

so HIGH FIVE FOR THAT YEAHHH

[Dimmauk]

I believe that's called a cervix, Dimm. You nub.

That shit needed to get the fuck out of my way.

[Atreides]

HER VAGINA IS SIDEWAYS AND IT BLINKS LIKE THE EYE OF SAURON, WREATHED IN EVIL FLAME

[Sera]

Oh you gossping busybodies! j/k juicy story btw, I loves me some ex's gossip.

Perhaps she is a hermaphrodite or inter-sexed.
Enlarged clitoris or abnormally large labia?

Kudos to you for being able to still talk to your ex's without fighting.

bitch please, i would kill that shithead if he got too close to me

but yeah, he calls first wifey for some reason -- but back when we were married he hated her guts too, idk

i'm thinking maybe she's a hermy, she does look kinda butch

[Senoska]

Is this the dude from Italy or what ever the fuck?

[Sera]

no lol that's my current boyfriend <_<

this is the Navy guy I was married to for about two years.

[Kiro]

Ah okay. Navy & gay porn on the PC. It's all coming together.

[Sera]

yeah... davide was saying that to him, it means she has a penis or some sort of really large clitoris or something

first wifey was like "I didn't ask because i just wanted the story to end.. but later on i was like, 'wait, what'?"

[Kiro]

so he cheated on you with a borderline dude, had gay porn on his PC, was in the navy...

NIGGA IS IN DENIAL.

[Krye]

Why the fuck do you ask for our help if you're just going to ignore our answers?

[Sera]

i'm only ignoring your answers, krye <3