So, yesterday I talked to ...

[Zalius]

like belly button innies? yes

new one prolly has an outtie vag or something then, at least thats what i'd assume

[Ohaigaiz]

like belly button innies? yes

Girls with a fatty vagina area have this. Looks good as long as no meat curtains.

Sororityslut probably has meat curtains.

[Senoska]

no lol that's my current boyfriend <_<

this is the Navy guy I was married to for about two years.

Oh, wow, I'm out of the loop. I thought you had broke up with him and moved back to the states..

How's that working out for you, by the way?

[Zalius]

what the fuck faggot why dont you ask her what shampoo she uses while youre at it

[Sera]

he moved back to the states with me lol <_<

i moved back because i hate italy, not because i hated him

[Kiro]

You... hate Italy?

Am I understanding this? YOU'D RATHER BE IN <wherever you live> THAN LIVE IN SOME SEXY VILLA NEAR CRYSTAL BLUE WATERS AND GOOD SEAFOOD?!

[quannum]

is he marrying lady gaga or that gold medal winning runner?

[Akucaen]

I was like she was bottoming out on my cock.

I have this terrible mental image of sex and what a car looks/sounds like when it bottoms out now. Oh god thank you for this. 10 points and my sweet tears from laughter.

[Senoska]

he moved back to the states with me lol <_<

i moved back because i hate italy, not because i hated him

Wait, what the fuck? I thought you loved Italy, that's what you were saying when I was still playing... What made you hate it all of a sudden?

[Senoska]

Also, would you ever take it in the ass?

[Senoska]

Have you ever taken it in the ass?

[Senoska]

I gotta tell you, Sera, I'd lay you some pipe.

[Senoska]

What I'm trying to say is I'd stuff it in your butt.

[Senoska]

All 8 inches.

[Senoska]

In yo butt.

[Senoska]

No lube just to make you cry.

[Senoska]

I'd make your asshole whistle.

[Senoska]

Brb, getting myself all worked up.

[Day]

Sera, my gf left for NY. Lets hook up. stfu seno.

[Sera]

You... hate Italy?

Am I understanding this? YOU'D RATHER BE IN <wherever you live> THAN LIVE IN SOME SEXY VILLA NEAR CRYSTAL BLUE WATERS AND GOOD SEAFOOD?!

I liked sardegna but that isn't where i lived. I lived in Milan. Dirty, smoggy, disgusting, sticky, hot, shitty, full-of-assholes Milan. I liked Venice, also... but again, didn't live there.

Wait, what the fuck? I thought you loved Italy, that's what you were saying when I was still playing... What made you hate it all of a sudden?

I liked traveling around there, but I hated where I lived. Plus tbh it's getting dangerous for foreigners there, some immigrant guy there got beaten to DEATH because the cafe owners THOUGHT he stole a cookie from their cafe. I can understand italian, and read it, but my speaking is not great... so you as you can probably guess, it was not safe for me.