So, yesterday I talked to ...

**Day** · 2009-09-13 16:51

Originally Posted by Shiroikage

I usually change my own oil.

You'd be changing your woman's oil too... which was me point!

**Shiroikage** · 2009-09-13 16:52

You cannot change 2 oils at once. This metaphor is breaking down.

**Day** · 2009-09-13 16:53

Sure you can. (Was never a metaphor)

**Day** · 2009-09-13 16:53

Breaking down... nice.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-09-13 16:54

Might need to call in a mechanic.

**SilverBreeze** · 2009-09-13 16:54

Originally Posted by Day

I buy the dinners you suck the dick.

I buy the dinners you lick the clit.

**Day** · 2009-09-13 16:55

Deal.

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-13 16:59

Originally Posted by SilverBreeze

I buy the dinners you lick the clit.

deal

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-13 16:59

keep in mind im going off good faith that everything is good down there

**Kiro** · 2009-09-13 17:31

SB you can I can 68 sometime. You can go down on me and then I'll owe you one later okay?

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-13 18:56

lol!!

**SilverBreeze** · 2009-09-13 19:16

Fastest way to get punched in the nuts is to try and cheat me on the oral

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-13 19:18

how could you even

**SilverBreeze** · 2009-09-13 19:24

Dude I will take a monkey wrench to your shit in your sleep.

DONT CHEAT ME ON ORAL

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-13 19:24

im not! gawd now cmere

**Kiro** · 2009-09-13 19:36

lol SB that mental image was pretty good. some poor fuck sleeping and then out of fucking nowhere his junk is destroyed by a monkey wrench and you're just towering over his screaming/crying body in bed going, "DON'T CHEAT ME ON ORAL BITCH, I TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!".

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-13 19:41

horrible

**Kiro** · 2009-09-13 19:43

I'd still 68

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-13 19:44

brave

**Kiro** · 2009-09-13 19:45

I'd just leave afterwards.

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