Im a Failure :(

**Conformity** · 2009-09-12 18:19

I just fapped, lost no fap september. Everyone talk of how much failure I am and how Serif is still in the closet.

**thebearofscience** · 2009-09-12 18:21

Might as well do it again to this gem.

**Conformity** · 2009-09-12 18:22

yeah nothings stopping me now.

Also, the amount you cum after waiting a week, is astronomical. My room now smells like clorox

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2009-09-12 18:25

Take your hand away from your face

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/200...B40B3E875A785D

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-12 18:28

you should see the amount of jizz I expel from my flesh vessel after just 4 days of not jerking it

**Conformity** · 2009-09-12 18:30

I missed u the fence

im gonna jack off again now god damn it feeelz soo good

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-12 18:32

l o l

**Conformity** · 2009-09-12 18:45

ok I had to make a post about marriage but now that it is complete, time to jack off!

***Blarg*** · 2009-09-12 19:16

So did you get more accomplished in the 12 days of no jerking?

**Conformity** · 2009-09-12 19:22

Originally Posted by Blarg

So did you get more accomplished in the 12 days of no jerking?

no, my theory failed. Although, most of the 12 days was spent at a family reunion. The week I was here i did work a lot, but i always work a lot. So nothing out of the ordinary... I probably smoked more lol...

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-12 19:23

I know my balls ache if I dont bust a nust after a few days, shit is painful

**Conformity** · 2009-09-12 19:45

Originally Posted by Colenzo

I know my balls ache if I dont bust a nust after a few days, shit is painful

Yeah dude totally, my balls are aching now after jacking it, fuck thank god. I think im only going to jack off on weekends now so i can have mega loads to bust on bitches faces.

**Mistress Stowastiq** · 2009-09-12 21:13

A+++ would read again.

**Zanz L. Barre The 3rd** · 2009-09-12 21:16

I enjoy having a 3 day gap between faps for optimum pleasure to pain ratio.

**Conformity** · 2009-09-12 22:01

Originally Posted by Zanz L. Barre The 3rd

I enjoy having a 3 day gap between faps for optimum pleasure to pain ratio.

hmmmm, i will try this!

**#686578** · 2009-09-12 22:02

Stop fucking posting

***Blarg*** · 2009-09-12 22:16

If you wait a few days the orgasm will be better but you will have less overall pleasure by waiting so long.

**Conformity** · 2009-09-12 22:18

Originally Posted by Blarg

If you wait a few days the orgasm will be better but you will have less overall pleasure by waiting so long.

We need to find the optimum point between ejaculation frequency, derived pleasure and time waited.

***Blarg*** · 2009-09-12 22:20

Originally Posted by Conformity

We need to find the optimum point between ejaculation frequency, derived pleasure and time waited.

I think quantity will always win out as long as you don't go past like 4 a day or the point where you are too sore. If you jerk it every time you get horny and are able to it will be best.

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-12 22:22

idk I feel if I let it go too long and its actually starting to hurt then I dont really get too much pleasure out of it that initial jizz

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