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    A message on healthcare that reaches out to conservatives in a way they understand

    (Real article) The Body Count at Home

    http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...13nicki190.jpg

    This young, innocent, pure, white, blonde, attractive lady died from a treatable condition because she had no health insurance. And no! She wasn't poor-- she had a college education and a career. Her condition eventually prevented her from working. And sadly there was no strong, white, Christian male with a heart of gold to give this fair lady a kiss and wake her from slumber.

    In fact this girl is not alone. Young, pure, attractive blonde ladies are dying all across the country due to lack of health insurance. (And remember, I'm talking about ones who aren't poor, and therefore can't just solve all of their own problems by working harder and getting more jobs). In fact, many of these beautiful blonde ladies are probably even virgins when they die. This a tragedy we cannot allow to happen. We must spare no expense in saving the lives of these lily-white, platinum blonde, gorgeous, virginal damsels in distress. We must run news stories about them 24/7, interviewing their families while the screen displays slide-shows of their beautiful photographs.

    And if we do this, I guarantee that at least three quarters of conservatives in America will almost immediately begin to support health care reform, no matter what the cost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joft View Post
    In fact, many of these beautiful blonde ladies are probably even virgins when they die.
    Good one.
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    Duck.
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    She isn't blond!
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    I'M CONVINCED!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Duck.
    Don't lie, everybody knows brothers will hit any piece of white pussy no matter how despicable it is,

    case in point

    http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/lisa_lampanelli.jpg
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    How can you deny the pearl necklace?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZarakiKujata View Post
    Don't lie, everybody knows brothers will hit any piece of white pussy no matter how despicable it is,

    case in point

    [img]http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/lisa_lampanelli.jpg/img]

    You make a compelling argument, one to which I can not dispute.
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    I'd hit it.
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    you're too late to hit it, she's dead
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    I meant the thick bitch Zaraki posted.
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    never stopped him before
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    I thought that was a man's face shopped onto a woman's body until I looked her name up. How could anybody hit that? I have extremely low standards and even I wouldn't.
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    Wouldn't a more effective message to conservatives be something like:

    "The bible says to reform healthcare. Only when that is accomplished will all the non-believers and fags be conquered and Jesus, sweet 9lb 5oz baby Jeeeyyyyzuuuusss, finally will come again to cast them into torment and take all good, muslim hating, god fearing, homo-urge supressiong christians to heaven! So vote yes for the public option healthcare. It's WHAT JESUS WOULD DO! (and we promise it will kill fags and illegal aliens!)"
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    A message on healthcare that reaches out to liberals in a way they understand

    A message on healthcare that reaches out to liberals in a way they understand:

    Free shit at everyone's expense on a federal level.


    There's nothing about being conservative that says you can't be for a Gov. Option (Republicans aren't really that conservative and are just bickering party control).

    It's the part of it being federal that makes it an issue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joft View Post
    you're too late to hit it, she's dead
    I bet she'd be surprised if she woke up!
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    I pay around 400 a month for health insurance my wife and I and its scary to think if I get fucked up, I'll have to pay a crazy ass co-pay lol. Good thing my employer pays 80% of that!

    I think healthcare needs to be reformed, anyone in general should not have to die from treatable condition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirrus_Asura View Post
    A message on healthcare that reaches out to liberals in a way they understand:

    Free shit at everyone's expense on a federal level.


    There's nothing about being conservative that says you can't be for a Gov. Option (Republicans aren't really that conservative and are just bickering party control).

    It's the part of it being federal that makes it an issue.
    What do you see as being the point of a federal government?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pohibaba View Post
    What do you see as being the point of a federal government?
    Military>Education>Transportation>Law Enforcement>GTFO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bingbong View Post
    Military>Education>Transportation>Law Enforcement>GTFO.
    So no libraries, fire departments, Public park and landmarks, water treatment facilities, Voting places, Interstate highways, NASA/JPL, FCC/FDA/SEC,


    and fuck the Old and Poor right? no Social Security, Medicare/Aid, Foodstamps, WIC, Section 8 housing.
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