College student kills intruder with samurai sword

[HadesChubbs]

Reminds me of Brian Posehn's stand-up bit...

[kuronosan]

I guess the burglar needed a hand.

[Jicent]

Did he use a Ninja Gaiden obliteration technique?

[Kyreth]

I'm severely disappointed at the lack of one-liners/groaners in this thread.

I'll start.

I've heard Hopkins is a cut-throat school...

"The victim was killed while robbing a medical student. A single cut, across the body."

"Well, I guess that makes this..."

/sunglasses

"A surgical killing."

YEAAAAAAAAH!

[Headspace]

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.

[ZarakiKujata]

you did not smoke pot with johnny hopkins

[Tsuko_Asura]

i accidentally the whole robber

[Suited Aces]

If the robber had a gun, this wouldn't have happened.

[Rockstaru]

Yo Patrick Swayze, I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but dude killed by samurai sword was one of the best deaths of all time.

[Alishe]

I never understood why people re-break into homes. If my shit gets stolen even once you had better bet that I'm sitting there with a loaded gun by my side at all times.

Why wait to be a victim! Protect yourself before it's too late.

[Rockstaru]

If the robber had a gun, this wouldn't have happened.

2nd post of the thread...

[Suited Aces]

2nd post of the thread...

I knew that. >.>

[Ragnus]

I wonder if he got a Zanshin proc during the fight.

[Headspace]

you did not smoke pot with johnny hopkins

It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering and they were blazin' that shit up every day.

[Vuitton]

I wonder if the college student is going to get jail time. Its not legal in all states to use lethal force even when someone broke in to your home to steal your stuff. Thats only Texas, as far as I know. I know this happened to some guy in Oregon, he killed the burglar with a gun and he got sent to jail for murder!

[Kiro]

They both jumped into the air at each other and striked. They both landed but then moments later, one of them fell over onto the ground, dead.

Only correct response in this thread.

[Akucaen]

I wonder if the college student is going to get jail time. Its not legal in all states to use lethal force even when someone broke in to your home to steal your stuff. Thats only Texas, as far as I know. I know this happened to some guy in Oregon, he killed the burglar with a gun and he got sent to jail for murder!

Wouldn't... okay I know this is a stretch, but being from Texas myself this logic works a bit. Since someone broke into your home, isn't it entirely plausible that they might try to take your life as well? Therefore, you're not murdering someone for just breaking in, but in actuality defending yourself in the case that you felt/thought your life was in danger?

I'm not suggesting to murder every burglar by any means, but in the case of the Oregon man... why wouldn't that defense work?

[wyrmtung]

What would have been more badass was if he cut off his head and said, "There can be only one," when the cops showed up.

Seriously though, a sword is one of the most gruesome ways of killing someone.

[Gatsby]

As a graduate of the school, I can see the person with the Samurai sword "Practicing" with the kendo swords on the "Beach."

[Headspace]

What would have been more badass was if he cut off his head and said, "There can be only one," when the cops showed up.

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