I feel so objectified.

[Shiroikage]

Some girls just whistled at me when I was walking.

[Kiro]

Your wallet must have been showing.

[Shiroikage]

I am ashamed that they had to see my five bux.

[Atreides]

were you wearing the rose shirt

[Shiroikage]

No, I cannot chalk this up to the powers of that shirt because today it was just a blue check.

[Charismatic]

Best feeling in the world, ain't it?

[Charismatic]

I have no clue why women seem to think this is a bad thing.

[Kiro]

Because they're pussies.

[Shiroikage]

It is actually the opposite of a bad thing.

[Blarg]

How do you know it was about you?

[quannum]

I have no clue why women seem to think this is a bad thing.

chick logic, jumbo shrimp, military intelligence, etc etc

[Conrad]

Sometimes girls used to slap my ass back in high school; however, this was only a few times and I chalked it up to them doing it ironically.

[Conrad]

Somehow my self-esteem was even lower back then than it is now.

[Zalius]

man, one time this really cute girl waved at me really deliberately while i was driving back from guitar center. i would have stopped, but fuck that bitch i had a new amp i needed to use asap

[Senoska]

I was walking home from school one day and a group of chicks in a convertible flashed me and drove off.

Too bad for them I don't like big boobs.

[Krye]

This one time this girl asked to see my penis and it was cold so when I showed her it was small and she started laughing and all my friends were there so everyone thought I had a small penis : (

[Cheerios]

I'm going to feel dirty living somewhat nearby Krye

[Akucaen]

Would you feel better if I whistled at you Shiro?

[Blarg]

this one time a girl but I just ended up crying after

[Akucaen]

Do you need a tissue for the tears?