Random Fail IV: I love you Random Fail, forever.

**IronPandemonium** · 2009-09-29 04:27

Originally Posted by S N K

Have to admit I'm impressed. So used to PLDs tanking that these days that seeing an Evasion NIN holding it is pretty impressive.

Yeah, camping it low-man as a PLD is beyond retarded when you could literally hold it solo with Yonin now on NIN/RDM; not even hasted, and my recasts would laugh at that piece of garbage's accuracy (although slow II does help a ton atleast). Granted, my evasion set is pretty beast imo, but I happen to carry around a bunch of random shit to begin with.

Best part is, once everything's settled, you just blow yourself up and you're able swap to your former job for the fight.

**Tricen** · 2009-09-29 05:19

He really does too. FUCKING annoying trying to cure him when he blinks like a god damn christmas tree. Also needs more Emissary Boots - Bahamut - FFXIAH.com . Fucking worthless.

**Izildur** · 2009-09-29 05:38

Originally Posted by tommygunnz

1?

It amazes me how you can defend such gimpness, their shell is miles beneath Nirvana as far as everything goes let's be honest dude jesus christ.

Give anyone a bot and a band of gimps and in 2 months 95% of ANYONE in the FF community could have a halfass shell in that time under their command.

Sadly most of the FF community believes In the grand scheme of things killing tiamat and looking like complete dogshit for 2 hours > not claiming it at all. Bragging and shit about looking like a bunch of shmucks fumblefucking around on 2 hour khims, tims, and ponys. Laughable.

These are facts, you know it, i know it.

I was not going to post to this donkey shit but then they say a picture paints a 1000 words ! so all enjoy the 2 TOP Linshells on Pandy teaming up for a Cerberus in 2009 !!!

i entitle this ART work .......... Two Butthurt LSs - 1 hour 30 mins later - 3 dead Mittens tanks - 2 dead Nirvana tanks with another 2 tanks on standby!

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6465/mittennirvana.png

**Pandum** · 2009-09-29 05:49

what the fuck is this

**Tricen** · 2009-09-29 06:02

What really happened: Mittens wiped at about 12%, so to spite StormLS, a few Nirvana members attempted to team up (lol team up, seriously?) with them. Partys couldn't be setup right for some unknown reason (miscomunication?) and bad things happened. Amidst the chaos and the non existent ability for the mittens group to actually stun Gates, our members ate gates on multiple occasions and with a wiping group people are going to die. The members that are dead weren't even in the alliance. They were waiting to get an invite which never came and they got their shit pushed in. I'm not going to comment on Storms performances since I don't have anything to prove to anyone.

**IronPandemonium** · 2009-09-29 06:04

Notice what's wrong with that picture?

Spoiler: show

That, and Qilue's PLD is just as good (if not better) than your homam zucchetto line-up chumps. Please hold. *digs up the picture*

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/594...0819185828.png

There we go. Valor feet are MAD GOOD. hi candybars

**Tricen** · 2009-09-29 06:05

Qilue's PLD is fine, I don't know where you got that his was bad.

**IronPandemonium** · 2009-09-29 06:08

It's bad, trust me; on that note, if you look at the picture, look who's up there being alive and stuff meanwhile apparently every tank is "dead": Our proper tanks for the most part, DERP.

**Tricen** · 2009-09-29 06:09

I've been his RDM before when he was PLD. He did just fine if not very well.

**IronPandemonium** · 2009-09-29 06:10

well

i think

i prefer your pld better if that's the case

ok

**Tricen** · 2009-09-29 06:13

My PLD is terrible. I have like 2 gears sets and they are subpar. Are's cuirass looks cool and having one makes you look important. So by the transitive property I learned in intermediate algebra, I am doing it write.

**IronPandemonium** · 2009-09-29 06:17

Originally Posted by Tricen

My PLD is terrible. I have like 2 gears sets and they are subpar.

That's what I'm exactly saying though: You'll justify his PLD, but shunt yours of which indefinitely doesn't full time anything by any means, which is essentially contradicting yourself with how his PLD's acceptable. ):< ps: ARES'S CUIRASS ON A MUG <CALL4>

mad sexy

**Despain** · 2009-09-29 06:40

We did wipe, wasn't a full wipe, but a wipe nonetheless. We weren't prepared to kill Cerby. Someone just mentioned in linkshell chat that Cerb's window was open and that everyone was preoccupied with other shit, so we gathered asap. Also, its as if our BLMs were asleep during GoH spam, so. Has NOTHING to do with tanking honestly, considering that Pen and Athina did a phenomenal job 'til that last 25%.

But you're right, we did wipe with 2 tanks. Nirvana didn't even help us 100%. They gave us a few tanks, a BRD, and 1 BLM I think.

**Izildur** · 2009-09-29 07:12

1. Im certain you had 3 tanks on it not 2.

2. A"few" Nirvana help tanks = 4. and after you invited Smoker (who preaches "team ups" are to weak..) you had a lot more than a brd and blm helping you, more like 7 + tanks

3. So you are aware Despain (once you have killed more than the handful of Cerbs you actually have...) the fights a joke till 25 % so trying to big note your 2-3 Plds is funny....

4. The fact is you think Nirvana were doing good by your LS for saying it was due to pop (to cock block us). In fact they would of been helping them self as they knew you would wipe at gates as we knew it. Yes shame your stunner's cant keep in order for shit and dual stun gates - i heard counting to 3 or 4 is hard i just didn't believe it.

**Despain** · 2009-09-29 09:05

1. We only had 2 tanks on it, Penfoldius and Athina. Quit being an idiot.

2. We were just gonna hand it over to Nirvana anyway since we wiped, but we didn't want to risk losing claim. It was already at 12%, so we just started invited people in Nirvana who kept sending us tells. I do recall inviting 3? tanks (Smoker, Qilue, Naten), a Black Mage (Resulted), and I don't know who the ghorn brd was (it wasn't Sestuna).

3. That was my first Cerb. I've never been interested in any other HNM besides Kings, because I refuse to waste so much game time camping an NM that can take 24? hours to pop... for nothing but money drops. I'm alright.

4. You can't judge if ANYONE was doing good for the last 12%. Shit got chaotic, and it got to the point where we had no healers up.

Anyway. I love you Izi. Have my babies.

**Mairja** · 2009-09-29 09:37

"How to stun HNMs"

Ring a bell?

I want to see Storm fight cerb or khim now that app is gone.

**Despain** · 2009-09-29 10:17

That's another point. Jesus quit bragging about being able to stun when you used fucking stunbots for it.

**Nightfyre** · 2009-09-29 10:25

Originally Posted by IronPandemonium

my evasion set

Ironguy, teach me your mad dual-wielding skills. How I offhand Auster's Staff?

**Isiolia** · 2009-09-29 10:42

Originally Posted by Nightfyre

Ironguy, teach me your mad dual-wielding skills. How I offhand Auster's Staff?

Hold it with your tail?

I would like to equip four earrings and four rings as well.

**Greenjade** · 2009-09-29 10:43

MetalGears RECRUITING - Forum - FFXIAH.com

Not sure if this should go in here or in Funny actions of not so smart players. Buuut yeah.

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