Random Fail IV: I love you Random Fail, forever.

[Annanaki]

fail dm run shit

Sounds like the run I got my earring from. Also, that guy is retarded. I was standing in wg with low hp when he starts spamming cure(just cure, not 2/3/4/5) on me. After about 2 minutes i ask him what hes doing and he tells me he's skilling healing magic or whatever. I asked why he didn't just go do it on himself since it was really annoying me and he told me you can't get skill ups if you cast on yourself. yeah cool story and stuff, but it just reminded me of that.

[Jakson]

Dub also would shout for Excavation Duty on his 60WAR wearing Royal Knight's Chainmail.

[Darlantan]

Stem, I hope that guy was trolling you all... just wow.

[Konda]

Spoiler: show

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1...111_204906.png

So i solo to 4%, then hit Mijin instead of yonin because mouse jumped...

gj waste 90 fucking mins.

fuck optical mice.

[isladar]

The fail is playing with a mouse in the first place, hon.

[Konda]

i use keyboard exclusively when playing, but my mouse jumping causes the selector to jump to where it is :/

[Wolfknight]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1...111_204906.png

Upgrade to pro today, yo.

[Konda]

fffffffffffffffffff

pic was: Cemetry cherry solo on chat log w/ me using mijin, and swearing into ls then homepointing

[Chewzer]

i use keyboard exclusively when playing, but my mouse jumping causes the selector to jump to where it is :/

mouse_blockinput 1

You're welcome.

[Konda]

mouse_blockinput 1

You're welcome.

ohey, that's useful, lol


i Mijin instead of souleater when tanking ZNM flayer a little while ago too, lol

[lolwut]

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Blitzer not playing nice with Aurum feet.

GG SE, you break my dats, and can't even make decent ones of your own. :/

[Tsuko_Asura]

I see KG still has no idea how to equip himself

[Yugl]

People expect the King of Galkas to make the right gear choices?

[Airenn]

So like, Korro is PACKED on Ifrit server.

Ridiculously packed to where people are paying 200k for each leech spot and even SMN spots and there's literally a waiting line of /seacoms for the zone.

So, I send a tell to the leader of the ongoing burn and he says Champ is next.

Well, Champ ain't fucking online, so I ask the dude to change his /seacom to Airenn next.

All goes well, but Champ logs back on. So I /tell him that he can Pull back and then leech in the run since I have my own tanking character and don't necessarily need pullers/tanks.

he says fine, yay, I am happy I still get the zone. (It's me and 4 friends, btw)

Meantime someone had asked me for a leech spot and I had said ok at the price of 200k.

Champ logged back in and I resent the person a tell saying I'm sorry I had to fill it.

Well come to find out, Champ is selling his spot for 200k.

For some reason, that doesn't fly with me as he's not really doing anything and it's not really his run. I'm the one organizing it with friends, we're SMNing and I am tanking. (I was SMN, too.)

So, we all get confused and in the end Champ freaks out and says it's his way or no way and I'm like, well I don't need you to do this run, so... bye.

He proceeds to pull and Ice SPikes the monsters.

He's one of those people that talk decent, but when they get mad, it all breaks down into gibberish.

Can't upload a pic cause my nets being gay. But he did that then he said he was staying, then he logged off, and sure enough 5 minutes later he's back on.



him to my mule>> invite to join party
Him To my mule>> You can have Shilock (the leech's name) its just a game
him to me>> i am tryin to work with u
him to me>>> fine

Little bit later

him to me>> whats up

What the fuck man? I hate retards. I really do.

EDIT: He's still trying to send me tells. I hope he wastes the rest of his night.

[Ohaigaiz]

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charged

[Mairja]

Ooh i get it now!

Had no idea what you were talking about in ls chat when that happened..

[Despain]

... /slowclap

I always kill people in Besieged when they get charmed. I sometimes get threatened to get GM'd. Whatever.

[ferigor]

... /slowclap

I always kill people in Besieged when they get charmed. I sometimes get threatened to get GM'd. Whatever.

Does anyone have the screen shot of the guy who was killing people in besieged and he did get GMed? I always thought it was funny. Basically the GM asks him if he's the guy killing charmed people and he tells the GM that "Charmed Players are enemies of the empire" or something like that.

[Ratatapa]

Long time ago when Pallas became popable (lolz) and when he could charm people.

I was farming it with a friend and a JP poped it, when he got charmed we killed him and my friend got jailed saying he cannot do that

3 days later same thing happens but it's that same JP that this time kills my friend who was charmed, we call GM and he answer us "Charmed players are like ennemies"

fun story indeed

[Corrderio]

Long time ago when Pallas became popable (lolz) and when he could charm people.

I was farming it with a friend and a JP poped it, when he got charmed we killed him and my friend got jailed saying he cannot do that

3 days later same thing happens but it's that same JP that this time kills my friend who was charmed, we call GM and he answer us "Charmed players are like ennemies"

fun story indeed

This is why I think SE needs to teach GMs how the game works since they keep making so many fuck ups it's not funny. Like some GMs saying the wall of justice was legit and others saying it's against the ToS and you could get suspended for doing it.