Random Fail IV: I love you Random Fail, forever.

[grantlogan]

Why so bored fart?

[NynJa]

I've found that people who attempt to gloat over how much muscle they have / how buff they are / how much time they waste, sorry, spend at the gym tend to be completely self-absorbed morons who I'm surprised have the mental capacity to know how to breathe. No exception here.

[Furionstormrage]

Oh shit I didn't realize Vigor was Barbarossa, I don't know how I could have missed that though.

He just plays right into the "badass on the internet" stereotype, except for being clinically retarded.

[Feix]

I've found that people who attempt to gloat over how much muscle they have / how buff they are / how much time they waste, sorry, spend at the gym tend to be completely self-absorbed morons who I'm surprised have the mental capacity to know how to breathe. No exception here.

i agree except whats wrong with spending/"wasting" time in a gym? if your actually working out i mean.

[Arximiro]

This.

And then like 5 lines later you accuse him of making no sense?

Yes Konda, I believe it's called a typo. Trust me, he makes much less sense. I think his grammar started to rub off on me for a second. On another note, your sig is awesome Feix, where did you get that? I'd love to see how many people responded to that.

[Demosthenes11]

I've found that people who attempt to gloat over how much muscle they have / how buff they are / how much time they waste, sorry, spend at the gym tend to be completely self-absorbed morons who I'm surprised have the mental capacity to know how to breathe. No exception here.

I did a double take at the poster

real one?

[Siniroth]

Convo posted a few posts up in tells

I'm sorry, I read all of that and all I see is 'The whole human race is worthless.' and think you need to meet my friend the Imperial Order

[Arximiro]

I'm sorry, I read all of that and all I see is 'The whole human race is worthless.' and think you need to meet my friend the Imperial Order

I don't get the reference, but the fact still stands. We're all just bags of organs living on a rock searching for a sense of self worth, it's pathetic. I've learned to accept it though, Vigor on the other hand thinks his existence is relevant.

inb4coolphilosophybro

[Cairthenn]

I created God for people like you.

[Konda]

I wish my grass was like you, so it'd cut it's self or something

[Yugl]

Since I have the pleasure of being on the server with him, I decided to send him some tells fucking with him.
I blocked out all the tells from friends and my GF to make it easier to read.


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http://i48.tinypic.com/2a6sd9x.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/2ur88si.jpg

I think I might have got the proverbial gears turning slowly in his empty head, but even that is a stretch. This guy is just beyond counseling.

Edit: I forgot a few lines, added them in as a second pic. The screen where he says he will give them stuff bad with x10 more.. comic gold.

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46082

The only polar to arrogant brutes is arrogant nerds. It's foolish to think that your actions are better than his when you're both instigating the argument and using grammar as means of judgment. From his perspective, you're a random individual insulting him for something that I believe is irrelevant to you. Hence, it's no surprise that he responded in the manner that he did since your actions perpetuate such thinking.

[Arximiro]

Yes, like I said we're all worthless, that includes me. Some people to greater extents, like Vigor.

[Vigilia]

If I hadn't just reactivated all my mules for Mogbonanza I'd make a Cerb mule and go fling abuse at his thick face in a language that he does understand. What is wrong with some people, there's a bunch of us Finns on Asura and everyone I ever met in FFXI has been polite, intelligent and capable of conversing in English. And then we get a muppet like this... -_-'

[Demosthenes11]

I don't get the reference, but the fact still stands. We're all just bags of organs living on a rock searching for a sense of self worth, it's pathetic. I've learned to accept it though, Vigor on the other hand thinks his existence is relevant.

inb4coolphilosophybro

is this a serious post? you are like max but with no brain wow

[Dramafinderftw]

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/e...untitled-5.jpg

[Arximiro]

is this a serious post? you are like max but with no brain wow

Yeah man it was super serious. ^^

[Vendeen]

http://i45.tinypic.com/rrjzmp.jpg

[Kipling]

Not surprised, Dex always was an idiot.

[The_OG_Nelta]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...204_032343.jpg
Don't know why I still do pug nyzul's ..

[Lildrama]

I want to know... Why didnt you ask him what other jobs he had when you joined... no way in hell i will do Nysle w/ SMN only.. (To many bad experinces with them healing.. ) And also if he has whm WTF is he doing on SMN <,< >.>..