View Poll Results: do you masturbate?

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  • I'm a guy, and I do it all the time.

    311 63.73%
  • I'm a guy, and I do it once in a while.

    108 22.13%
  • I'm a guy, and I do, but would never admit to it.

    8 1.64%
  • I'm a guy, and I don't (or almost never do).

    8 1.64%
  • I'm a girl, and I do it all the time.

    22 4.51%
  • I'm a girl, and I do it once in a while.

    19 3.89%
  • I'm a girl, and I do, but would never admit to it.

    3 0.61%
  • I'm a girl, and I don't (or almost never do).

    9 1.84%
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  1. #201
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    Not a single girl I've ever been with wasn't interested in me going down. I had one girl who used to push on my head if I was taking too long getting down there.

  2. #202
    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle View Post
    Didn't say they found it disgusting, I said I do. Don't make dumb assumptions like I don't keep myself groomed.

    Also, I will only date tall guys. Last two I dated were 6'4 and 6'5. They're the best to cuddle with.
    tiny whoosh

    I only said it because of the other option being you somehow truly do not enjoy it/do find it disgusting which blows my mind

    just playing with ya, too bad I'm only 5'10", I always love to change a girl's mind




    oh well, I heard you have a boyfriend lol

  3. #203
    Yoshi P
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    my last gf thought it was disgusting to go down on girls too, so in ever had to

  4. #204
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    She just hasn't had the right person calm her down and do it yet...

    Also...It got to a point where I couldn't fall asleep unless I jerked it. I'd be laying there.. just restless, knew what the problem was, took care of it. Then fell asleep like a baby.

  5. #205
    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    pretty sure I broke up with a girl who didn't want me to go down on her

    coincidentally she didn't want to go down on me either so....

    SEEYA BITCH

  6. #206
    Oh, you've got green eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    She just hasn't had the right person calm her down and do it yet...

    Also...It got to a point where I couldn't fall asleep unless I jerked it. I'd be laying there.. just restless, knew what the problem was, took care of it. Then fell asleep like a baby.
    I work nights and so I must sleep during the day, many times I don't feel like sleeping yet so yeah, rub one out for a little au naturel sleeping pill

  7. #207
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    It's where you aim a steady stream of water at your frenulum (though it works on other parts of your penis, it just takes longer), which causes you to have an orgasm after a while. I did this even before i could cum. It felt great.
    Isn't this a huge waste of water?

    Well not waste, but maybe bad for my bills...

  8. #208
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skjie View Post
    Not a single girl I've ever been with wasn't interested in me going down. I had one girl who used to push on my head if I was taking too long getting down there.
    ♫ You gotta lick it.... before you stick it ♫

  9. #209
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    ♫ You gotta lick it.... before you stick it ♫
    lol I was just thinking that.

  10. #210
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    SB, you're my favorite.

  11. #211
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    I love goin down. A lot of the girls I know are like "eww, that's gross" then "oh, shit, what are you.... oh.... shit..... don't.... oh my god... ohhhhh......" *splash*

    I'm that good.

  12. #212
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    Lbelle sure loves her cock.

  13. #213
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    I love my SB.

  14. #214
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    Lol this thread took a turn for the worst (or best).

  15. #215
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    To fix a quote from earlier....

    95% of all men masturbate, 5% have no arms.

  16. #216
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    Pfft, I first started humping the side of the tub to dirty magazines I found when I was like 4, you could whack off with no arms.

  17. #217
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    first time I must have been 22-23. My first bf just broke up with me and I did it mostly out of anger (looking back idkwtf why <-girl lol). Only did it maybe once every month after that. Then stopped once I started dating my fiance. Don't need to since he's around.

  18. #218
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    first time I must have been 22-23. My first bf just broke up with me and I did it mostly out of anger (looking back idkwtf why <-girl lol). Only did it maybe once every month after that. Then stopped once I started dating my fiance. Don't need to since he's around.
    Inb4 Chari.

  19. #219
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    I love goin down. A lot of the girls I know are like "eww, that's gross" then "oh, shit, what are you.... oh.... shit..... don't.... oh my god... ohhhhh......" *splash*

    I'm that good.
    You gotta break out the ice cubes, whipped cream, and the 9V Battery. Then you'll be a pro.

  20. #220
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sol-Blackguy View Post
    You gotta break out the ice cubes, whipped cream, and the 9V Battery. Then you'll be a pro.
    butt plugs and beads, jumper cables, etc

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