people of BG, I must know...

[Abandon]

It's ok man, espn has Jake throwing for 300+ yards, remember?

[Mizango]

h8u

[Abandon]

<3

[Abandon]

Speaking of the topic and my original post, Miz, go check my facebook, lol. That girl hasn't talked to me in weeks and got me scheduled for tomorrow. /pro

[FNH]

Goddamn that is still one of the greatest posts in the history of the internet.

copypasta off 4chan from like years ago

[Abandon]

Nobody asked, shut the fuck up.

[FNH]

everyone asked

[Mizango]

copypasta off 4chan from like years ago

It's still a classic. It's sort of like posting an A-Team episode, except with words.

[Qalbert]

4chan invented real niggas

[Arvin]

I don't do it as often anymore, dunno why. I had sex a lot with the last girl I dated, and sort of overdid it. Never masturbated while I was with her so I might have lost that urge, but now it's sorta like an occasional maybe once or twice a week thing.

[Lbelle]

hands only and i think a boy giving girl oral is fucking disgusting so i dont let them

[Zalius]

they all say that until a pro does it

[Max™]

Everyone has their own concept of perfection

I like them short and slender, some might like them tall and juicy, it's all a matter of taste.

I like em short and fuckable, like 5'3" 110... not saying she has to be "juicy", but 5'3" 90 lbs would be like grinding my hip bones against hers... not as fun as pedobear might think.

[Zalius]

if only they were all 5'2

[Qalbert]

they all say that until a pro does it

You rang?

[Lbelle]

MORGAN FREEMAN VOICE omg

[Max™]

if only they were all 5'2

How tall is Shakira?

Once you've had an ass shaped like that, you understand why god gave women a little extra body fat to work with.

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

I started masturbating at the age of 13; I only had the opportunity to do it once every couple weeks 'cause the house was always full, so I tried to make it damn good when I could. At that age, I didn't understand it, I just thought I was "supposed" to do it, so basically I would try to get as hard as I could until I saw semen, and at that point I figured I finished... I never actually enjoyed it. One day, I figured to stimulate the experience, I would try using a lubricant. Lotion and the like weren't available, so I opted for shaving cream (lol). It wasn't too great, and the opportunity to touch myself again would have to wait a few weeks.

Two days after the foolish choice of lubricant, I discovered I obtained a bladder infection. Enduring countless, sharp pains in my urethra discouraged any engagements between my cock and left hand FOREVERRRRR.

6 years later, I had the house to myself for the first time. I attempted masturbation, and good lord was there and eruption. Ever since then, I've touched myself every day, sometimes 2-3 times if my dick isn't beaten to shit.

[Zalius]

How tall is Shakira?

Once you've had an ass shaped like that, you understand why god gave women a little extra body fat to work with.

5'2

[Max™]

You were right then, if only they were all 5'~5'3"-ish.