NFL Week 2: Just sit back and let whoever's receiving do the work.

[Zilla]

That dance he did still makes me rage.

Merton hanks was far worse!

[Dimmauk]

Superbowl Shuffle > all other NFL dances.

[Mizango]

Merton hanks was far worse!

OH GOD I hated that fuck. Him and his extra long neck and shit.

[Dimmauk]

Yeah man. I used to wonder what the fuck was up with Steve Taskers big ass helmet. That mofo would be on special teams running around looking like Bonk! of some shit.


Edit: For anyone that doesnt remember Bonk.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...oogle/bonk.gif

Loved that game. LOL

[Zilla]

YouTube - Merton Hanks + Fumble Recovery = FUNKY CHICKEN DANCE

[MrW]

Man I used to like Christian Okoye. If he played for the Bills our dynasty would begin. The Nigerian Nightmare coupled with TO and Trent Edwards. That's an Oreo cookie made of excellence.

[MrW]

Merton hanks was far worse!

Merton Hanks reminded me of those old Bud commercials with the beer bottles who wore helmets.

[Mizango]

Man I used to like Christian Okoye. If he played for the Bills our dynasty would begin. The Nigerian Nightmare coupled with TO and Trent Edwards. That's an Oreo cookie made of excellence.

HAHAHAHAHA

[Mizango]

Man I used to wreck shit in Madden with Byron Hanspard and Tavian Banks in the back field. Why do everyone I like end up sucking?

Man Tavian Banks at Iowa was baby Jesus and I was sure that when he got to Jacksonville that he would beast for atleast 15 years. WRONG!

[Abandon]

Cedric Benson.... you bastard.

[Mizango]

I know Striker does but do you guys remember Ray Zellars? He played college ball at Notre Dame and played for the Saints with Ricky and Ditka and company before dropping off the face of the planet?

Everyone knows I love Purdue but I hated that guy for this run right here. It's grainy but holy fuck that is how you truck a nigga right there. He was another guy I liked in the Pros but he sucked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l93D-MBFALw

[Mizango]

Goddammit, I just noticed Chris Collinsworth is calling that game. It wasn't Zellars I hated, it was that bitch in the booth.

Seriously how long has he been trolling me?

[Abandon]

Goddamn damn, he got owned.

[foopy]

Last week: 10-6

Total: 10-6

Carolina at Atlanta (-6) I live in Charlotte, and I'm not gonna touch this.

Minnesota at Detroit (+10) No freaking chance. AP gogogo!

Cincinnati at Green Bay (-9) It's the bungles.

Houston at Tennessee (-6.5) - After last week, I dun think TEN can cover against Texans.

Oakland at Kansas City (-3) Crappy team 1 against crappy team 2. I am taking crappy team 1 that shoulda beat the Chargers in week 1.

New England at NY Jets (+3.5) Go away Jets fans. Not this year.

New Orleans at Philadelphia (pick'em) Philly still has second best D in that state, taking them and someone knock Shockey on his ass.

St. Louis at Washington (-9.5) 9.5 not that big, more like 15 against the Rams.

Arizona at Jacksonville (-3) J-ville going to straight up win this game.

Tampa Bay at Buffalo (-5) Shoulda won last week, gonna win this week.

Seattle at San Francisco (-1.5) No, SF still is not good, no matter what you may think.

Pittsburgh at Chicago (+3) My boys gonna cover and then some, double digits Pitt win.

Baltimore at San Diego (-3) Ya got lucky against the Raiders.

Cleveland at Denver (-3) Not really sure here, both teams are really, really bad. I'll take....Brownies?

NY Giants at Dallas (-3) No damn way. This line is too damn small.

Indianapolis at Miami (+3) Easiest pick of the week.

why don't the 'regulars' post their records like this guy? i think it'd be fun to see who comes out on top at the end of the season, and how much gil they could of bought had they laid out $100 a game. (obviously would need to account for spread too)

who ever has the best record(assuming its like 60%+), we pool a BG fund for next year, and bet $1k on all his picks. then we all reap the profits and everyone who contributed gets a relic.

TL;DR:
1. Keep track of records.
2. Bet with the best better.
3. ???
4. Relics.

[Abandon]

Nobody got owned more than Reggie Bush in his first playoff game. I don't even think I need to post a link.

[MrW]

Is that the kind of blessing Ochonegro is talking about? What Zellers did in that video?

[tyven]

why don't the 'regulars' post their records like this guy? i think it'd be fun to see who comes out on top at the end of the season, and how much gil they could of bought had they laid out $100 a game. (obviously would need to account for spread too)

who ever has the best record(assuming its like 60%+), we pool a BG fund for next year, and bet $1k on all his picks. then we all reap the profits and everyone who contributed gets a relic.

TL;DR:
1. Keep track of records.
2. Bet with the best better.
3. ???
4. Relics.

i think Tyr went 15-1 last week, just place your bets on him

[Abandon]

Didn't Ochodumbass get blasted last week? Someone told me that nigga's helmet has frequent flier miles.

[Tyche]

My Strait Up record and record ATS are posted as the very last post in the thread.

I think it was 12-4 strait up, and 7-9 ATS. There's a BG "pick'em" game that will track the "strait up" records. If you're placing bets ATS based on what you read anyone type in this thread, you're a fucking idiot. I'd like to give you my paypal so you can just send it my way.

Also, noone will pick 60% ATS.

[Mizango]

i think Tyr went 15-1 last week, just place your bets on him

He cheats, don't trust that guy. TRUST ME I KNOW HIM