Which Beyonce Video Is It?

[Day]

sounds awesome

[Howard Roark]

yeah that's the way this chick is too and i'm like god damnit this is a test isn't it.

i'm going to fail like a mother fucker.

failing is okay but don't fail in the confines of a relationship


if you're anything like me, where you're gonna fail is having the balls to break up with your gf; god when they start crying.......

[Day]

failing could also be getting caught.

[Ivve]

sometimes I wonder if the ready avilability of every kind of woman via porn has made it [more] difficult for me to be content to slay just one woman for the rest of my life

i kind of wonder this about guys too sometimes. it seems like most men are completely addicted to variety and just need NEW PUSSY NEW PUSSY NEW PUSSY NEW PUSSY all the time, regardless of whether or not it's actually any good or fulfills anything at all. they just keep chasing and chasing and chasing and ultimately it really doesn't do anything but score you some gnarly genital warts and lonely twilight years. that's the sort of shit that worries me, not how new the dick in my life is.

[Howard Roark]

sounds awesome

yeah but what happens at 60:\


my dad is still lookin good at 51, definitely one of the 'cool' dads but at 60 you know he's grabbin none of that

[Day]

I think it's just the way it is. Fuck if I know.

(PS I'm not really going to cheat on my gf guys, it's nice to dream)

[Ivve]

exactly

[Sera]

are you experienced like jimi hendrix

[Howard Roark]

failing could also be getting caught.

cheating is never cool

pleasure is awesome and maybe you won't get caught but you and I both know you could never respect that guy that cheated on his gf (unless she was some psycho byatch, and he should man up and leave her anyway so..)

tl;dr - you really don't wanna be that guy -- just man up and decide what you want and deal with the consequences (which could include some 19yr old fun)

[Day]

are you experienced like jimi hendrix

have you ever been experienced?

[Sera]

Also, I would LOVE to fuck Trent Reznor

[Day]

I've been that guy plenty roark. I'm an asshole. Not in this relationship though, I've done well, but jesus fuck sometimes these bitches make it impossible.

[Howard Roark]

i kind of wonder this about guys too sometimes. it seems like most men are completely addicted to variety and just need NEW PUSSY NEW PUSSY NEW PUSSY NEW PUSSY all the time, regardless of whether or not it's actually any good or fulfills anything at all. they just keep chasing and chasing and chasing and ultimately it really doesn't do anything but score you some gnarly genital warts and lonely twilight years. that's the sort of shit that worries me, not how new the dick in my life is.

no lie, I've been thinking this exact phrase, no idea where I picked it up



I'm past variety for the most part, but I swear.. there's a couple ex's... god that shit was so good

when I was 18, I was with this 15yr old chick, we were together 2 yrs, definitely one of my faves


or the busty ass chick who was fit fit fit then BOOFFFF-my god how you fit all that in your shirt








variety all goes out the window when you get stuck with a WHAT YOU'RE A 25 YEAR OLD VIRGIN?! or a "No really, baby, check Kiro's sig, you don't have to suck it but now I'm gonna leave ya"

sometimes you just need that fun, loving girl, so sweet and loves to cuddle and listen to good music and does eeeeeeeverything you wanna do in bed (I got that now hi5)

[Ivve]

Also, I would LOVE to fuck Trent Reznor

soul five

i would fuck him until his dentures fall out, that old motherfucker

[Howard Roark]

I've been that guy plenty roark. I'm an asshole. Not in this relationship though, I've done well, but jesus fuck sometimes these bitches make it impossible.

I did too, definitely not proud of it and I speak from experience that I don't want to be that guy [anymore]



look at me all growed up trying to be with just 1 woman lol

going back to school part time with an auditorium of 1500 students, 75% female and 45% HOTT is some poor ass timing though lol

my other class of 85 with 35 hot chicks is brutal too lol STAY STRONG STAY STRONG

[Ivve]

43% of those girls listen to pop or country and only do missionary in the dark

[Sera]

soul five

i would fuck him until his dentures fall out, that old motherfucker

this is why we is niggas 4 lyfe

[Ivve]

man i wish i wasn't throwing away my life on baby duty every fucking weekend for the rest of eternity

[Sera]

tell the bitch to get a babysitter

what the fuck is the point of staying baby free when you just get your weekends wrecked anyway? come the fuck on now

[Ivve]

the bitch is an unemployed teenager, with what money would she pay a babysitter? i'm going over there so she can go find a goddamned job but seriously... i don't know that she's trying too hard