Who wants to do me

[Conrad]

This makes me want to create a "Who would do whom in Spam" thread

[Conrad]

Then again, I'm afraid that no one would want to do me

[Howard Roark]

also you're a big dude, that pic that wafik didn't have to shoop with the glint and lensflare or w/e made me think you were a little babyfaced dude

no way in hell would I have figured you for a 6'2 beast with arms the size of my legs lol

[Howard Roark]

This makes me want to create a "Who would do whom in Spam" thread

I've admitted in a previous thread to being more than willing to do every female poster in spam, now with more SilverBreeze! I wonder if I can tire her out lol

god I miss Kaelia :3

[Conrad]

Well yeah there's all the females in spam that we all want to fuck, but they never give too many opinions about the guys here so I wonder if they have their lists like we have ours. I think Day is on the top of all the girls' lists though, with you underneath howie and then idk

[Krye]

Ah, Kaelia, the one that got away

[Conrad]

And yeah, I'd give my right foot for 24 hours with SilverBreeze and a case of Gatorade to keep me hydrated, her posts make her seem like she would be an absolute fox

[Howard Roark]

Well yeah there's all the females in spam that we all want to fuck, but they never give too many opinions about the guys here so I wonder if they have their lists like we have ours. I think Day is on the top of all the girls' lists though, with you underneath howie and then idk

I think sera briefly toyed with the idea of the 2 of us at once but day has an allergy to being in the same zip code as another penis

[Conrad]

Basically the point of the thread would be to validate that I am indeed fuckable in the eyes of women. I'm incredibly self-conscious and probably more vain than I care to admit to myself.

[Howard Roark]

I was going to ask how one could be both vain and self-conscious but then I realized I am too

we're so dumb lol

[Shiroikage]

Ah, Kaelia, the one that got away

[Conrad]

I was going to ask how one could be both vain and self-conscious but then I realized I am too

we're so dumb lol

I think we're having a moment

[Howard Roark]

I get so horribly befuddled when a female shows me obvious attention and I'm awful with compliments, I never know what to say in reply


sometimes I wonder about my looks etc but some of the extreme praise and devotion coming from some of the girls I've dated or what friends of my female friends have allegedly said BUT NEVER TALKED TO ME blows me away and I almost don't believe it



tl;dr - get over any shyness or doubts about your fkableness, more chicks are attracted to you than will say

[Shiroikage]

You cannot be worse off with attention and compliments and stuff with me because I do not get these things so it is like I am defusing a bomb or something and I clip the wrong wire and everything gets interesting.

[Shiroikage]

I think the last compliment I heard that was not from a dude was back in high school and it was a girl who I kind of liked but did not really have a crush on and she said I was the funniest guy in the world and I said oh yeah, well I do make an ass of myself, and the last compliment I got besides that was when I was in grade 5 or something and heard it thirdhand.

[Howard Roark]

you don't receive them or you don't comprehend them?

your use of get is ambiguous and with samsonesque locks and a beard that would beat the everloving shit out of jesus and norris' beards I cannot think you do not receive compliments

[Howard Roark]

I think the last compliment I heard that was not from a dude was back in high school and it was a girl who I kind of liked but did not really have a crush on and she said I was the funniest guy in the world and I said oh yeah, well I do make an ass of myself, and the last compliment I got besides that was when I was in grade 5 or something and heard it thirdhand.

I just don't even




also this is false, you've received many over the lovely internet here on bg

[Skjie]

Slightly on topic, what are you doing on October 3rd?

[Shiroikage]

Well, I probably do not comprehend them but I definitely do not receive them on even a monthly basis, I am pretty sure.
I get called smart a metric fuckton but it does not feel like a compliment anymore because I have heard it so much.

[Shiroikage]

Well, I probably do not comprehend them but I definitely do not receive them on even a monthly basis, I am pretty sure.
I get called smart a metric fuckton but it does not feel like a compliment anymore because I have heard it so much.
I kind of like it this way because it is funnier.