I'm blazed.

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-18 04:59

at 6am fucking morning faggots

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-18 05:03

bumping for time-travel post

**Howard Roark** · 2009-09-18 05:20

man, you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but

okay here goes

k listen

see

before

today, well, not today but the other day which will end up being today anyways but yeah I was reading bg at work as usual and colenzo comes on in the Last thread and says he is high so I'm like weird cuz I could swear i saw a thread about him being high but then i looked and it was gone so obviously time travel has occurred but I don't want to doubt my own sanity so I put it to the test and advise him to travel back in time and make a thread about and I laughed to myself saying hoh man if there was a thread like tha I would totlly post in it but I didn't worry about it because obviouslt that couldn't happen since there's no such thing as time travel although that would be pretty badass if you could 88mph it up in the delorean and go back in time and dodge kisses from your mom and make sure she has the hots for your dad so you can get born and all and maybe star in a movie or rather be a character in a movie played by a guy who really isn't as tall as you would think since they always adjust the camer and even costars to make him not look so short but anyway that being the only acceptable form of time travel really rules out the possibility of anything else since if you're not gonna be awesome then why do it at all I mean if you don't believe me just look at shiro's goddamn shirt collection I mean holy f-ing shit right 'cuz wit shirts like that you don't need time travel to change things you just change that shit right now and change the present and it'll listen to you like a women obeying a man and stuff but anyway here I am thinking I'm perfectly sane and gonna be totally cool totally smooth just not reading any old threads from the past and certainly not posting in them lol there it is right in front of me and I'm freakin out because I didn't think it would happen I knew it was impossible and I didn't even worry because if I allowed for worry then I allowed for possibility which doubts my sanity aince I could swear I saw it but that's crazytalk but I guess it's not so crazy now is it since I'm posting in it in a way that since he is high this will either blow his mind or he'll be too lazy to read this so I guess I'm in the clear I mean if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around and you read a too long didn't read and no one reads it then it doesn't exist right and oh hey that girl smiled at me like she does every morning except she's more sincere than that cute little asian that rides her bike to the health club on the top floor I wonder what her name is cuz she totally reminds me of this chick alison that I knew in high school who I liked and I think she liked me but I was a stupid stupid coward and was afraid of what my friends would say if I dated an asian girl since no one really did that at the time bt i thought she was really pretty but it's all good I guess even though I'm still not proud of how it went down but anyway I met my first love a few weeks later so I guess it's alright but now and then I wonder if it would have worked out since my first love didn't work out and now it's 10 years later and memories can feel like time travel but they're not even though they can feel like it and you can get stuck in the past like napoleon dynamite's uncle which I always found kinda sad and from time to time I wondr if I don't resemble his mindstate a little too closely and oh hmm he ended up with an asian chick and I am now with an asian chick weird lol although he is quite different from me because he is into football and is generally a weirdo and I am of course not some time travelling weirdo or at least at the present maybe I will b when I advise colenzo to trave back in time and write a thread about being hi nice to meet you did you just get in well that's good I'm glad to hear how was your trip good good and the family are high man are you friggin baked cuz so is colenzo who you ask ohhe is on an internet forum in the future or past here is a present for you

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-18 05:26

i actually read all of that

**Howard Roark** · 2009-09-18 05:27

I wonder how krye does it, that was harder than I expected

**Howard Roark** · 2009-09-18 05:27

also thank you

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-18 05:40

its all about saying what comes to mind and just typing and ignoring your tendency to put punctuation in your sentences which really isnt hard when you consider how you speak in your mind in the first place its kind of like being on a roller coaster and forgetting where you are but then you jizz in your pants and you are reminded that you are on the baddest ass mother fucking rollercoaster to ever fucking exist you fucking look at yourself in the mirror when you get home then you start shaving then you realize holy fuck i have a nice face then the next thing you know you are doing some fat girl face sitting porn somewhere in jamaica and you are banging the stewardess that you met on the flight over her panties dropped as soon as you mentioned punctuation next thing you knew you were knuckle deep in fifth base and laying pipe and blowing o-rings with that dirty mexican mustache she wears when she gives you blowjobs because you get off on that shit and thats you man i dont know what the fuck is wrong with you but sometimes a man has to have a fetish about some finely trimmed beard but more on the topic of slamming that bears axe wound full of dynamite yeah you know what im talkin about im talking about putting your red rocket in her refueling bay, im talking about sticking your penis in her vagina basically and performing the regular duties of a man thats supposed to be engaged in a relationship with a woman and its just amazing when you think about it man you were just a fucking little microscopic fish swimming in your moms cunt juices then all of a sudden boom you are a fucking fetus now you gotta dodge them tongs when your mom is coming after you abortions are tricky and if you manage to get caught its game over man its back to the balls for respawn and theres really only 1v1 in a womans pussy its egg vs sperm and the egg has homefield advantage over the sperm that had to trek all the way through the vag in the first place to face the egg and basically what im trying to say is oh howard thats great and imma let you finish but colenzos wall of text was the best text wall this year dawg and kanye west soon found himself back on welfare and spending all his money on crack and expensive clothes that he cant really afford but he does it anyways to try to retain what little of an image he once had its a sad existence but its true and he will have to live with it if he ever decides to beat his girlfriend and troll 15 year olds at the same time holy shit im thirsty god damn i love mountain dew you know whats good do the do and do it faggot i like tuhtles tuhtles are a very very delicious food if prepared correctly tastes just like chicken you can actually fly a kite with your kick if you were told that you were a jerk off and that you should go fly a kite you know what else is interesting underwater volcano cum dumpster diving basket weaving nigger spic mexican jew faggot indian redneck nigger alaskan crab fisherman god dang it boobie that theres not propane i tell you wut wut in da butt i said what what in da butt i said you wanna put it what in mah butt

**Howard Roark** · 2009-09-18 05:45

ahahahahaha 5th base

Originally Posted by Colenzo

bay,

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-18 05:57

LOL you caught it!! yes i did that for just that reason

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-18 05:58

I did it somewhere else with an apostrapy

**Olo401** · 2009-09-18 08:34

Fun stoner experiment time! Watch this:

**Charismatic** · 2009-09-18 08:38

I'll tell you one thing, my life has been very boring lately. I know that I am in charge and I have to be the one to change something for change to come... but frankly, I'm scared of change.

There's tons of things I could be out there doing, things that I am interested in doing but... because I am comfortable living the life I live I don't do them. I tell myself that I am content living as I have been, I tell myself I don't want to go anywhere. I've told myself so many times that I have started to believe it I guess. There used to be many things I wanted, now there are few.
The few things that I really want in my life are the things that I can't have, the things that I actually do not have any control over.

Life doesn't suck, but life sure isn't great.

**Charismatic** · 2009-09-18 08:39

I guess I can see the appeal of drugs, but I don't want to try them.
Maybe I'd like it all too much.

**Charismatic** · 2009-09-18 08:41

It does really suck to only want what you can't have.

**Olo401** · 2009-09-18 08:55

Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu

I guess I can see the appeal of drugs, but I don't want to try them.
Maybe I'd like it all too much.

As someone's who's been to the edges, if anything just stick to weed. There's some stuff out there that just feels too good to be good for you, and I've seen too many people I know get lost once the good wears off and becomes just mediocre.

**Tsutsumiko** · 2009-09-18 12:40

Totally clicked on this hoping for "Blue"

/sigh

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-18 21:56

welp you cant always get what you want

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