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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    God dammit why did they kill it.
    Fucking this.

    Wasn't there another "alien" post recently about some old man who found some small creature, and naturally felt the need to beat it to death right away.

    "I come in pea... *smack*"

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    You guys are seriously saying you wouldn't try to kill something random that you have never seen before? What if it looked like that weird fucking thing? Who knows what the fuck it could have done. Btw, stop believing everything you see in the news god damn it, remember the fucking sasquache thing ?

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    My money's on sloth as well, especially considering sloths live in central and south america. Probably has the same disease or similar to the last batch of "monsters" we had, that causes the hair to fall off. (wasn't it called mange?)

    Those claws on it's hands and feet are a dead giveaway, as are the long limbs and facial structure.

    Poor thing, as if it didn't have a bad enough life already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    God dammit why did they kill it.
    I was saying the same thing when some boy killed a 1051 pound monster pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    You guys are seriously saying you wouldn't try to kill something random that you have never seen before?
    Yes. I might not go up and cuddle, but I certainly wouldn't grab the nearest blunt object and beat the thing.

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    It depends really, if it ACTUALLY looks threatening/violent then hell yes. But I'm talking its charging at me, has a gun (in the case of an alien) etc. Not just OMG ITS WALKIN AT ME

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    IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!

    http://www.mikesfreegifs.com/main4/f...urLives-01.gif

    Btw, that sloth was skinned and gutted out it's ass, those kids were throwing rocks at a corpse. Watch the video, it's been hollowed out like a turkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max™ View Post
    Btw, that sloth was skinned and gutted out it's ass, those kids were throwing rocks at a corpse. Watch the video, it's been hollowed out like a turkey.
    They weren't throwing rocks at a corpse, they killed it then threw it back in the water then when people went back to check out what the kids killed they found out that it washed back up on shore and the birds basically picked it clean.

    But yea its just a sloth that lost its hair due to some water related disease if i recall correctly

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tfsL9Kq8R8

    Yup, it came right after them, I'm sure it was hauling ass, probably terrified the poor kids.

    No, bullshit, it was dead when they found it, someone else skinned it.

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    looks like a pig.

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