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Can I be the Dr. Mendeleev?
Fuck Joey Greco. Fuck his soul patch and I'm glad that dude shanked him on the boat. Tommy Grand was the shit though.
Also, I'm a professional student and part of the White Kids Who Have Dunked Before Club. I also just got my teacher certification so I can now legally babysit high schoolers.
Redneck doctor wants to know what is up your ass?
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/img/daily/587/billy_l.jpg
That looks like a Lebanese MacGuyver.
I mathematically model thermal properties, mechanical properties, and interactions of carbon nanotubes and certain protein and polymers for a living. But I guess I can't be considered "professional" since I don't have a degree in this area (yet? I don't know exactly what area I want to get my Ph.D in yet).
I also tutor. ALOT. You've all seen how much I love to help people with math and physics homework, and now you see where that comes from. Degree or not, no one's going to tell me I'm not a professional when it comes to tutoring.
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I'm a professional (registered/licensed) civil engineer.
I even have a nifty stamp I have to put on my designs/plans/specs/etc. that basically says "You can sue me if something goes wrong and you die".
To other professionals: How long is the process to get your license? For an engineer, you take this 8 hour exam when you're fresh out of college to become an Engineer-in-Training. Then you work under a professional engineer for four years, and then you get to take another 8-hour-exam for your license, if you pass.
Hey hey hey, whoa whoa whoa.
The Texans you think you know are not the majority of us.
Know why you don't hear about the cool Texans?
We're all too busy smoking pot and saying "whoa" about stuff we think is deep but actually isn't, and laughing at the noisy republicans and shit.
They're a vocal bunch, but they do NOT represent Texans anymore than Dubya represented Americans.
Tool: Hooker with a Penis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoWMmZEoT84
"Well I've got some advice for you,
little buddy,
before you point your finger,
you should know that I'm the man,
and if I'm the man,
then you're the man,
and he's the man as well,
so you can point that fucking finger up your ass!"
Also: Relativistic Physics and work to find/write a Unified Theory is all I've done with my life for the last 23 years or so.
Got any good auto tech specialists around?
I draw stuff with AutoCAD. Am also pretty good at writing AutoLISP and Visual LISP programs.
My field of work is augmentative communication. There's no real certification on my side of the equation though.