How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[Xiona]

is this the part where we start speaking in tongues, spitting everywhere and falling backwards into others arms... then make a sizable donation for your diamond encrusted jesus bling?

[Rammses]

Are the xs in your user name silent? I need to know because I would like to mention you in my prayers, for guiding me to heaven.

[xfrodobagginsx]

If a god creates a universe and no one is around to hear it, does it really get recorded?

It does if that SAME God personally tells a person what to write and they write it. That's what happed to the writers of the Bible.

[xfrodobagginsx]

Are the xs in your user name silent? I need to know because I would like to mention you in my prayers, for guiding me to heaven.

Yes they are. He is an awesome God. Don't let ANYONE keep you from serving Him.

[Rhinox]

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[Dareus]

It does if that SAME God personally tells a person what to write and they write it. That's what happed to the writers of the Bible.

How do you know it was the same? For all you know it was Satan whispering into their ears telling them it was God. WHAT IF IT WAS ALL A SHAM?

[Qalbert]

It does if that SAME God personally tells a person what to write and they write it. That's what happed to the writers of the Bible.

God just told me he created you as a moron who avoids questions. Therefore it must be true

[_chuchu]

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[xfrodobagginsx]

is this the part where we start speaking in tongues, spitting everywhere and falling backwards into others arms... then make a sizable donation for your diamond encrusted jesus bling?

I don't speak in tongues or believe in that. Money doesn't get you into heaven only Jesus does.

[Dareus]

I don't speak in tongues or believe in that. Money doesn't get you into heaven only Jesus does.

What about Absolutions?

[xfrodobagginsx]

How do you know it was the same? For all you know it was Satan whispering into their ears telling them it was God. WHAT IF IT WAS ALL A SHAM?

For one because of the hundreds of things predicted in the bible hundreds of years before they happened that came true.

[kareface]

Yes they are. He is an awesome God. Don't let ANYONE keep you from serving Him.

Do you understand that the world is older then 6000 years?

Do you understand that we evolved from other species?

Do you understand that sexuality isn't a choice?

I just want to get a feel for how fundamental you are.

[Charismatic]

frodobaggins, will you bear my children?

[Rhinox]

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[xfrodobagginsx]

frodobaggins, will you bear my children?

That's not possible, but thanks for askin'.

[Darus Grey]

For one because of the hundreds of things predicted in the bible hundreds of years before they happened that came true.

How do you know Satan didn't write the Bible.

Prove to me he didn't, cause I think he did.

[_chuchu]

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beat me to it. thank you

[xfrodobagginsx]

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Alan Keyes is a GREAT man!! Why couldn't he have been the first black president.

[Airenn]

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[Djghost454]

Ok. First, to avoid the shitstorm, put a few more options in your poll.

A. I'm not retarded.

B. I don't believe in any religion

C. I'm not a christian

D. OP is a troll.