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Satan is one bad ass mother fucker. Do you worship His Unholiness?
Edit: Dareus has brought to my attention that if you pray to him to the bottom of your heart you get a free tickets to AC/DC concerts for life!
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2009-09-18 23:21 #1okay guy I guess
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Do you worship Satan?
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2009-09-18 23:22 #2Chram
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Baddest motherfucka alive.
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2009-09-18 23:23 #3
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Beat me to the POD reference lol
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2009-09-18 23:23 #4Relic Weapons
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I hear if you pray to him to the bottom of your heart you get a free tickets to AC/DC concerts for life!
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2009-09-18 23:26 #5I Am, Who I Am.
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Woe to you oh earth and sea for the devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short.
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty six.
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2009-09-18 23:42 #6True skill only comes from macro switching all your e-peen gear thru 10 pages
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Going to have to go with Cock on this one...
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2009-09-18 23:49 #7Chram
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I don't worship him, I just kick back and have a couple Heinekens with him once in awhile. Jesus sometimes pops over too, and we're cool.
Satan keeps telling me he wants me to fight in his crew. Seems like an OK gig, Heaven seems pretty boring the way Jesus tells it.
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2009-09-18 23:56 #8Sandworm Swallows
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Satan rules.
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2009-09-19 00:01 #9CoP Dynamis
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Fuck Yeah, premarital sex.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica....GodBukkake.JPG
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2009-09-19 00:07 #1029 in magical dog years
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Somebody left this booklet on every table in one of my classes, it was very entertaining, especially the page where the guy getting judged was shown to have lusted over the woman he saw.
Originally Posted by gamez
Edit: Also, cocks only, Hell yes, final destination, etc.
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2009-09-19 00:17 #11I am hope.
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It's not premarital sex if you don't plan on marrying her. Originally Posted by gamez
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2009-09-19 00:46 #12Yoshi P
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I am a Dark Brotherhood member in Oblivion...
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2009-09-19 00:47 #13uncompromising cuntnificence
buh buh buh browsssssssss
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You know I voted cock.
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2009-09-19 00:58 #14Banned.
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Cock on this one.
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2009-09-19 01:19 #15I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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It's a well known fact that the devil only plays the fiddle.
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2009-09-19 01:39 #16Chram
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Two things intrigued me about this thread:
1) I didn't ever realize how much Zilong loved the cock.
2) Never knew my feelings on baby eating until I was posed with the question. Now I'm a full on advocate of baby eating and think I will start a campaign for it.
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2009-09-19 02:19 #17Black Belt
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Jonathan Swift would be proud.
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2009-09-19 02:27 #18gonna save some hot babes and punch radiation in the mouth.
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Babies are delicious.
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2009-09-19 03:01 #19Mithra Ero-Sensei
Sex Manthra
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If satan is a mithra then yes
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2009-09-19 06:37 #20Ridill
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Cool parody, bro, but this isn't spam. The jesus one got locked, 'bout time this one did, too.
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