Paranormal Activity

[BerenTebogo]

FUCKING OWNED.

FUCKING OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED. GET THE FUCK OUT.

Max wins.

[BadKarma]

I think ghosts exist, in some shape or form. Jus' sayin'.

[Chun Liroy]

The only thing people are afraid of is death, once you learn to accept that, you aren't afraid of anything amirite?

[BerenTebogo]

I get freaked out about bugs. Especially ants.

Everyone has their own thing, assuming everyone is afraid of ghosts makes you a fucking idiot.

[Chun Liroy]

I'm afraid of emos, does that count? (I thought it was normal)

[grantlogan]

Shit got real in a thread about a fictional movie yo!

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I get freaked out about bugs. Especially ants.

Everyone has their own thing, assuming everyone is afraid of ghosts makes you a fucking idiot.

You mumbling sniffles around Max's dick while assuming I ever everyone was afraid of ghosts makes you a fucking idiot.

Please quote where I said everyone is afraid of ghosts. Take deep breaths when the fury level rises and you can't find it.

[BerenTebogo]

Dude, you are a barrel of laughs. Please never stop.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I sat and read books so I could try to avoid thinking about the fact that my father was beating my mother down the hall.

I wasn't afraid of made up bullshit, I had an honest to god psycho down the hall.

You ever heard your mother scream at the top of her lungs for your dad to "PUT DOWN THE KNIFE!"?

No?

You ever tried to tell your little sisters to go back to bed, turned the TV on so they couldn't hear what was going on down the hall?

No?

Didn't think so, shut the fuck up kid, you don't know what evil is. You don't know what terror is, you think some made up bullshit is scary.

I think the look in my fathers eyes trumps any fantasy you could find for me.

People are scary, psychopaths are scary, hidden psychopaths are terrifying.

Ghosts don't exist, that shit is weak, you're a pussy.

You really think a made up sob story you got from a Lifetime movie and portrayed as your personal experience is a trump card? Fuck you for being so shallow, you ain't gotta lie to kick it son.

And if that experience was true, then you were afraid of the unknown, noises you couldn't quite comprehend or foretell the outcome of. You've beautifully demonstrated my argument for me. Thank you for being a badass 6 year old that defeated god and psycho dad with a TV. What a character.

[BerenTebogo]

Anyone left in this thread who may have thought you weren't totally full of shit / retarded just turned against you.

Good job.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Anyone left in this thread who may have thought you weren't totally full of shit / retarded just turned against you.

Good job.

Because your tears are made of glass and the whole forum can hear them hitting the ground?

Yeah I'm full of shit because I called out a bullshit sob story on the internet, but half the forums saw it happen so it much be true! Poor Max boo-fucking-hoo

Do you believe all the girls you talk to on the internet are really girls too? I bet you have some great cyber *wink wink*

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

By the way sweetheart I'm still waiting for you to provide this imaginary quote that you're arguing with all of your heart and belief against.

[Max™]

You really think a made up sob story you got from a Lifetime movie and portrayed as your personal experience is a trump card? Fuck you for being so shallow, you ain't gotta lie to kick it son.

And if that experience was true, then you were afraid of the unknown, noises you couldn't quite comprehend or foretell the outcome of. You've beautifully demonstrated my argument for me. Thank you for being a badass 6 year old that defeated god and psycho dad with a TV. What a character.

You're right, you got me.

My fucked up childhood, my mothers screams, the nightmares I have of logs crashing into my bedroom (think about the sound that would make), it was all made up to piss you off.

I can't fool you.

[BerenTebogo]

Dude, you are insane.

Lolllll

Edit: yes, I also cyber with my wife who both posts on this forum and is widely known by most people here. This is amazing. Please, continue.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

You're right, you got me.

My fucked up childhood, my mothers screams, the nightmares I have of logs crashing into my bedroom (think about the sound that would make), it was all made up to piss you off.

I can't fool you.

Lying on the internet to prove a point? What a novel idea!

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Dude, you are insane.

Lolllll

Edit: yes, I also cyber with my wife who both posts on this forum and is widely known by most people here. This is amazing. Please, continue.

There you go taking shit literally and to heart again. You still haven't explained why you're RAAAGGGGGIIINNNNNGGGGGG over an imaginary statement.

[Max™]

You are 1,000,000,000,000,000,000x more likely to have or will at some point in your life hear a strange noise in your home late at night and be curious as to what it is. Wether it is an animal, the house creaking, other ambient noise, or even someone breaking into your house; it's a common fear we all share.

If you're trying to say at any point in your life, even as a child, you were never afraid of a bump in the night or a ghost story fucked with you for a couple days you're a liar.

They fucked with me so bad I made up a story about my dad abusing my mom.

You're good man, I fooled myself, but not you.

Next time you're in Lewisville Texas, check the public records for Jackie Morriss, the police reports, the ones of my mom standing in the yard holding her scalp against her head waiting for an ambulance to show up.

I called 911 for many of them from a neighbors house.

Look up how he died as well, suicide by automobile, drove into the railroad trestle he used to tell my mom he was going to kill them both at, hit it at what the cop on the scene estimated as "over 150 mph" in a really nice Camaro. (Black 1980, totally handbuilt 383 with a drag geared 4.10 rear end and 3 speed, nitrous hookups, etc, etc)

We were in a different part of the state at the time, my mom got a call from my grandmother about it.


The first thing she said was "I'm free", I knew he was dead.

[BerenTebogo]

Better than Tyrese

[Max™]

Are you really so sheltered you don't believe anyone could have had a childhood like that?

As for sob story, I got my tears out years ago man, I don't need any more, thanks.

But you kept pushing and insisting that everyone was scared of the same shit you were as a kid, so I figured I'd go ahead and explain to you what I was scared of, the real bogey man down the hall.

Bumps in the night don't hold a knife to your mothers throat, or punch holes in the wall.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

They fucked with me so bad I made up a story about my dad abusing my mom.

You're good man, I fooled myself, but not you.

Next time you're in Lewisville Texas, check the public records for Jackie Morriss, the police reports, the ones of my mom standing in the yard holding her scalp against her head waiting for an ambulance to show up.

I called 911 for many of them from a neighbors house.

Look up how he died as well, suicide by automobile, drove into the railroad trestle he used to tell my mom he was going to kill them both at, hit it at what the cop on the scene estimated as "over 150 mph" in a really nice Camaro. (Black 1980, totally handbuilt 383 with a drag geared 4.10 rear end and 3 speed, nitrous hookups, etc, etc)

We were in a different part of the state at the time, my mom got a call from my grandmother about it.


The first thing she said was "I'm free", I knew he was dead.

I've heard 13 year olds create more morbid realities with better details than that.

And no where in that quote does it say everyone is afraid of ghosts, but that's the - here it comes this is brilliant - phantom fucking detail you two are bent out of shape over and intend on arguing against.

Ironing at its finest.