So I think this girl Im trying to bang thinks Im gay.

[BadKarma]

Halp BG SPAM.

[Pikarya]

Get a tat on your dick. She'll think your pro.

[Zalius]

be a bitch less

[Zalius]

also she probably doesnt want to fuck you if you come off as gay

[Blarg]

woman's intuition dude

you gay

[Zalius]

youre just not man enough. its ok, youre in the majority

[Mizango]

Tell her you know the BRP.

[Shiroikage]

You should kill a deer with your teeth in front of her.

[Mizango]

You'll be in like Flynn.

[Shiroikage]

That is a Canadian courtship ritual that I think will transfer over well.

[Kiro]

Scratch your junk every once in a while and drink lots of Budweiser.

[Conformity]

It's easier to fuck her this way.

[Kiarax]

Scratch your junk every once in a while and drink lots of Budweiser.

Then she will think you're a lightweight with STD's.

[Kiro]

Be like Bundy if all else fails, you do not know this Kiara so you are excused.

[Kiro]

Although your Golden Grahams shit is pushin' your luck.

[Kiarax]

Golden Grahams is the making of a respectable heterosexual male. Budweisers are just for pussies, synonymous with faggotry.

[Kiro]

Your ignorance disgusts me to no ends. Be gone from my sight you cheese-eating surrender monkey.

[Zalius]

in all seriousness

1. dont use big smart words too often, save them for critical times. nerd words have no place around hot bitches unless its to pull the nigga got vocab card
2. act like a man, which youre probably doing shamefully right now or you wouldnt be in this situation. stop thinking about everything you do and just start doing it. if youre good, you shouldnt need to think about anything anyways
3. forget about her for a while, go to 2-3 bigger stores/strip mall/mall type areas where you live, and just walk around, and count how many cute girls you see. go ahead. count them. actually keep track of it. and then realize thats just one day of the week, one time of day, in one city, in one state, in one country, on one continent. who gives a shit if this bitch thinks youre gay, there's a hotter, smarter, better looking girl that you could be hittin if you severed your bitch ties

[Rocl]

As a faggot I will say Budweiser is not the way to look gay. To look gay order something like a cosmopolitan and say "I abhor hard liquor! There is no way I could ever drink a BEER!" then flop your wrist around

[Kiro]

rofl