Americans are NOT stupid... are they?

[Mizango]

Did religion molest you as a child?

It's a plague. Blame it on my socialist upbringing.

[Mizango]

Nope I was talking to Linliel. About his post.

Ah

[Sirrus_Asura]

It's a plague. Blame it on my socialist upbringing.

I hear Christians are socialist once a week. Can it be true?!

[Mizango]

I hear Christians are socialist once a week. Can it be true?!

They are lots of things once a week.

[wipers]

Best thing about Sunday is football.

[Sirrus_Asura]

They are lots of things once a week.

wat.

[Qalbert]

Best thing about Sunday is brunch.

ftfy

[Sirrus_Asura]

Best thing about Sunday is football.

Thank Jesus for that.

[Mizango]

wat.

I thought you were smart, my bad. Hilary being MIA threw me off for a second.

[Demosthenes]

No it is because we criticize intellectuals and give praise to dumb people.

THIS! HARD! Where I came from the smart people were the jocks. It's reversed here... like whoa! Blew my fucking mind when I moved to the US.

[SubzeroDiabolos]

Star wars is a true story and there was 3 world wars? Why did nobody ever tell me that?

Brb buying Millenium Falcon on ebay.

[Plow]

Yeah man this was hilarious...

When it was made, like 5 years ago.

75 Percent of Oklahoma High School Students Can’t Name the First President of the U.S.

What's really funny is something like 85% of natural born American's aren't capable of passing the naturalization tests.

[Leif]

75 Percent of Oklahoma High School Students Can’t Name the First President of the U.S.

New York says its graduates are too retarded to serve on a jury.

[Mizango]

What's really funny is something like 85% of natural born American's aren't capable of passing the naturalization tests.

ROFL

We took a sample of that test when I was in college, it was remarkable seeing all the people that failed.

[Mizango]

Goddammit Lief just posted this thread is fucking done.

[Plow]

don't you love when you accidentally put in an extra apostrophe while making fun of people for being stupid

[wipers]

Everyone on here is guilty of misusing grammar myself included. It isn't that big of a deal this is an informal setting.


Edit: Punctuation also.

[Sera]

I'd never seen it. It was linked through the video of the people at that stupid tea party march on 9/12 -- you know, the one where they found people protesting "czars" (THIS AIN'T RUSSIA! THIS BE AMERICA!) but didn't actually know what the czars were or what they did? That video was rather cringeworthy too...

You know what is amazing cause i realized just now that North Korea is a lot larger then South Korea.

I didn't know it was large like that!

Had to pause and take a deep breath at this point ;\

I laughed, because if you freeze it and look at the map, you can see a couple things mislabeled. Which leads me to believe they fucked up a whole map and just walked around with it, and people bought it. Too funny. I guess Ms. SC was right.

God's not a ghost and magic comes from the devil.

Which runs completely counter-intuitive to the idea that God has sole dominion over creation and the act of creating, but questioning things only strengthens Satan.

holy crap, i will never be the same

What's really funny is something like 85% of natural born American's aren't capable of passing the naturalization tests.

I believe it. Something like >50% of Americans don't realize that Judaism is older than Christianity. 18% don't know that Hawaii is a state.

[Qalbert]

What the fuck you on about, Hawiaa is a territory like guam, or saudi arabia

[LeothaSamurai]

what are you talking about... hawaii is in kenya