29 inch pizza challenge

**Cream Soda** · 2009-10-02 17:59

Attempt number 1, failed. Will try again in a few weeks. Shit was going fast at the beginning, but for some reason had to chew it a lot more to get it to go down towards the end. Almost threw up a few times, if I had known we woulda lost, woulda left them a mess to clean up.
http://i33.tinypic.com/210eqtf.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/33boks5.jpg

Finished here but when saw the 3 mins left, slowed down drastically when realized wasn't going to finish the entire thing
http://i38.tinypic.com/iqva05.jpg

basically got all of it and like half of the crust.

**Eliseos** · 2009-10-02 18:02

That looks absolutely disgusting.

**Tyche** · 2009-10-02 18:03

Drink a fuckton of water the week before to stretch out your stomach.

**Cream Soda** · 2009-10-02 18:04

What pisses me off is that we had over half of it in the first 10 mins, then speed went downhill a ton from there.

**Seraph** · 2009-10-02 18:06

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

What pisses me off is that we had over half of it in the first 10 mins, then speed went downhill a ton from there.

Tried this a long time ago. The dough starts expanding in your stomach making it much more difficult to kill the last few slices. Never before has my esophagus been filled up to my throat...

We got to about the same spot you did, and decided never to try it again.

**Raikku** · 2009-10-02 18:10

I'd like to attempt this with a friend using marijuana as a performance enhancing drug.

**Mizango** · 2009-10-02 18:12

Damn dawg. I don't know what else to say.

**Sirrus_Asura** · 2009-10-02 18:22

Originally Posted by Raikku

I'd like to attempt this with a friend using marijuana as a performance enhancing drug.

That's fucking unfair yo. You wont even need your friend if you get the munchies like I do.

**Shagoa** · 2009-10-02 18:30

I think the next time you try, you should put in some time working out/running. Also, invite a friend that runs marathons or something. I think I've read that Tyche likes to do that stuff.

Those crazy guys can put food down like no one else.

**Atreides** · 2009-10-02 18:41

i want pizza so bad now :/

**ZarakiKujata** · 2009-10-04 15:50

Any combination of: exercising beforehand, pot, and eating the pizza inside out near the end (so the sauce/cheese moistens your throat since you are essentially just shoving it down your throat..)

**Pirian** · 2009-10-04 16:38

Competition swimmers are also good partners, them boys can eat like no others

**Fr34k** · 2009-10-04 17:33

Originally Posted by ZarakiKujata

Any combination of: exercising beforehand, pot, and eating the pizza inside out near the end (so the sauce/cheese moistens your throat since you are essentially just shoving it down your throat..)

Originally Posted by Pirian

Competition swimmers are also good partners, them boys can eat like no others

I call Michael Phelps as my partner.

**Aksannyi** · 2009-10-04 17:58

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

I've always been an advocate of "I'm black and its free, I'm a tear it up"

Cream Soda's view on food? Or Cream Soda's view on pussy?

**Cream Soda** · 2009-10-04 18:14

LOL

**gt_killa** · 2009-10-04 18:22

Originally Posted by Atreides

the only time I like to see abercrombie is when it's crumpled on my bedroom floor

What's wrong with Abercombie?

**ZarakiKujata** · 2009-10-04 18:35

The company is highly racist, sexist, etc.

**Aksannyi** · 2009-10-04 18:46

So is the internet, and you're still using that.

**ZarakiKujata** · 2009-10-04 18:51

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

So is the internet, and you're still using that.

It's kind of a faulty analogy because I don't pay money to support anything racist/sexist on the internet.

**Aksannyi** · 2009-10-04 18:52

I wasn't making a serious analogy anyway, just being a smartass.

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