I laughed till i cried.

[Kaludneisucks]

http://homeland.gov.safenow.org - what to do in an emergency

stumbled onto this, thought i would share it.

p.s. my personal fav..

"Your respiratory and digestive systems are optional. Cast them aside if you feel you no longer need them."

[Minions]

I'll admit some of those were pretty good.

[Shenrien]

some were pretty good, thanks for the laughs I saved the page if I ever need a good one.

[Olo401]

It's taking all my energy not to crack up at the office and cause a scene.. hilarious!

[Dimmauk]

lolTexas

http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_rad_local3.gif

"Satellite photos of Texas show the large embarrassing radioactive crop circle in Southeast Texas."

[guartz]

something awful rip-offs...

[Wulfgang]

http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_chem_area.gif
"People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex."

http://www.safenow.org/images/nuc_vis_building.gif
"After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head."

http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_rad_shield.gif
"A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation."

haha

[Nightfyre]

Pyromaniacs not admitted.

[Khamsin]

They should've accompanied them with the real meaning, for comparison.

[Dimmauk]

They should've accompanied them with the real meaning, for comparison.

What do you mean? Those arent the real meaning?

[Qalbert]

mind=blown

[Mirinika]

Totally new !

[Ksandra]

holy shit THANK YOU.

This came out like a year after 9/11, and few years back I tried to find the original thread and all the images were down. now i must save these.

[edit] sad though those came from a forum and there was a fuckton more of them :X

[Nyx]

Some of those are pretty decent.

[Minions]

I agree, I wish I could see the originals.