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    Sounds like mode being initiated by the Vatican. They like to contort science to fit into their neat little ideas in an attempt to justify lies that makes no sense. It's much more PC than backpedaling publicly.

    The average person doesn't know any better, I mean look at the correlation between education and religious beliefs. It's sort of how aliens come to earth and seem to ONLY abduct hicks and mid wives from cults, just with more big church and lies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Sounds like mode being initiated by the Vatican. They like to contort science to fit into their neat little ideas in an attempt to justify lies that makes no sense. It's much more PC than backpedaling publicly.

    The average person doesn't know any better, I mean look at the correlation between education and religious beliefs. It's sort of how aliens come to earth and seem to ONLY abduct hicks and mid wives from cults, just with more big church and lies.
    SAVE ME TOM CRUISE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    My mom seriously believes the Devil placed Dinosaur/Dragon bones in the ground to create doubt in the Lord.
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    off topic, but for my english class we have to summarize and criticize editorials/opinion pieces, any chance you have anything kinda lighthearted and fun, maybe sci-fi ish? I did one about Isaac Asimov's argument that time travel would be a bad thing. Looking at doing one about why we should colonize space or something

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    The funny / sad thing is if someone walks around saying they see angels or demons they are committed, but this guy gives speeches saying Marco Polo saw dragons in China and the Flintstones was a documentary and it's A-O-K.

    This country is a sinking boat ima fuck outta here

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    I wonder if this guy believes in aliens, big-foot, yetis, or the boogey-man just because a few people have written accounts of seeing them. Seems all his evidence and beliefs are based on peoples 'word' and can't show any real, hard proof.

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    In the Old Testament, the reward for being down with God was that you got to live a really long time. Sometimes being down with God also meant that he crapped on you ever chance he got, or at least did jack shit to help you. For instance, Job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinox View Post
    This chick is awesome I want to DP her with raptor Jesus:



    She debunks every point Kirk Cameron makes lol

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    If you really want to make a Christian squirm, ask him why God didn't tell the Native American Indians about Jesus before the Europeans got there.

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    If I ever see someone wearing this shirt in public I am going to punch them in the face. No question.

    I hate people so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    If I ever see someone wearing this shirt in public I am going to punch them in the face. No question.

    I hate people so much.
    Uh, that shirts tongue-in-cheek you should double hi-five anyone wearing that

    Teach the Controversy - Intelligently designed t-shirts urging you to show both sides of every story - by Jeremy Kalgreen

    He does a whole line

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    I would wear that shirt, and I would kick your ass for punching me!

    Post Fu style KJD vs Hovura!


    Good book report subject: Stephen Baxter, the Origin series... oh wait, you said light heard... not so realistic and depressing THAT YOU LITERALLY JUST WANT TO FUCKING GIVE UP LIVING ANYMORE...

    Yeah, go for more Asimov stuff.

    I love Baxter for the blunt realism he provides.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max™ View Post
    I would wear that shirt, and I would kick your ass for punching me!

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    Good book report subject: Stephen Baxter, the Origin series... oh wait, you said light heard... not so realistic and depressing THAT YOU LITERALLY JUST WANT TO FUCKING GIVE UP LIVING ANYMORE...

    Yeah, go for more Asimov stuff.

    I love Baxter for the blunt realism he provides.
    and it really only needs to be a couple pages, its a weekly assignment, so I need a new one every week

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    Noah's space-time folding Ark. Evolutionary singularities in my Bible, yo.

    Also Dinosaurs.

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    I don't hear the devil burying them argument much, tbh. I hear "OMG ITS CIRCULAR RESONING!!1! the fossils are old because the rocks are old, and the rocks are old because the fossils are old its a conspiracy !!!shiftone

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    I've long assumed Jesus was a time traveler.

    I know it isn't impossible to time travel (hint: you're doing it right now), so the quest becomes "we don't see tourists".

    If you set up a TV type device and tuned it in to a moment in history, any sort of leakage that came out would probably appear as ghosts.

    Setting up transfer relays for these devices would involve buzzing around in skimmers so advance the seem like UFO's now adays.

    Dropping a human being back into the past such that he could change the cultural and religious bend of a huge portion of the human race is the ultimate form of corporate espionage ever.

    If Jesus is a time traveler, then hope and pray no one figures out how to solve The Traveling Salesman Problem.

    NP-Hard NP-hard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...p-hard.svg.png

    Complexity Zoo - Qwiki

    If some of these things are figured out, then making self-aware time-like oracles will be childsplay.

    Then whichever one of those decides to bootstrap itself up to higher orders of intelligence will begin trolling through the rest of mathematics for more loopholes to abuse, and increase it's processing/storage space as much as possible.

    A weakly godlike agency is not something that you want on a planet with mostly christian ideals, we're so goddamn stupid we might willfully give ourselves over to it as storage space.

    If that happened, I'd assume it was a practical joke from an alternate timestream.

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    Is this still a religion sucks thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraph View Post
    Noah's space-time folding Ark.

    OG Event Horizon watch out your eyes

    http://www.ibiblio.org/samneill/pict...beautiful1.jpg

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