Dinosaurs and Man

[isladar]

Somethingsomething crazy Protestants somethingsomething.

[Max™]

Is this still a religion sucks thread?

I'm turning it into a "math is scary, and planets that reach a certain point in their development of math, whereby you can produce fully aware programs, had better hope that if they do so, they don't do it in a culture where people worship AN IMAGE OF A DYING JEW NAILED TO AN EXECUTION DEVICE"

This shit happens, I'm rocking polarized/phased sunglasses, headphones blasting tool into my ears, full body suit, and just walking down the street shotgunning any motherfucker that comes up trying to "SPREAD THE GOOD WORD! GOD IS REAL! HE SPOKE TO ME THROUGH MY MODEM!"

I'll write "ANTIBODY MAX" on my shirt.


With luck there will be enough of us that we can stop a runaway transcendence, if not... there will be no where left to run after long.

[Brill Weave]

Fair enough Max. I come to expect that from you though

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

These guys just upped the ante
The Washington Monthly

[Max™]

Fair enough Max. I come to expect that from you though

Thank you for having faith in my derangement.

I'm serious about that up there.

You start hearing about the solutions to NP-Completeness being found inside of P?

Fuck it man, get all the food you can, get rid of paper money, load up on ammo, and remember that the human brain is just a squishy computer, for a weakly godlike AI that found out how to bootstrap itself past the limitations of algorithmic laws, we're just walking storage.

Someone shows up at your door with a weird look in their eyes wanting to play a neat new video about the digital messiah on your big screen? BLOW THEIR FUCKING HEAD OFF!

I'm not even kidding slightly. This is the shit that terrifies me.

[Brill Weave]

OMG LOOKING AT STRAIGHT PORN MAKES YOU GAY?!!











All I can say is wow. That's just impressive.

[Max™]

*points to his sig*

(Courtney is my girlfriend, she was playing her DS and reading the screen when she zinged me)

Being in a stable relationship makes you think about dicks.

It's a fact.

[pohibaba]

If you really want to make a Christian squirm, ask him why God didn't tell the Native American Indians about Jesus before the Europeans got there.

Don't ask the Mormons about that. If you do, you'll be told about how American Indians are actually the lost tribes of Israel and how Jesus came to talk to them (I think during the 3 days he was dead in the tomb?).

[Brill Weave]

You know most serious bible thumping Christians remind me of the Crusaders who justified murdering innocent muslims because God willed it. Don't force your shit on me and we'll be fine. Come up and tell me because I haven't accepted Jesus H. Tittyfucking Christ as my savior that I'm going to hell, we're going to have an issue.

The most amusing thing I've noticed about people like that is that they are extremely pushy in their belief. Oh you don't follow Christ? Well maybe you should read this. Or read this. Maybe you should come to our mass. Maybe you should choke on a bible shaped dick.

[Qalbert]

These guys just upped the ante
The Washington Monthly

how is this related to dinosaurs
oh yeah:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cuN087PGhd...0/sad-trex.jpg

[Max™]

You know most serious contagious flu victims remind me of the companies who justified murdering innocent minorities because Reagan willed it. Don't force your shit on me and we'll be fine. Come up and tell me because I haven't accepted a flu vaccination for my safety, that I'm going to get sick, we're going to have an issue.

The most amusing thing I've noticed about people like that is that they are extremely pushy in their belief. Oh you don't have AIDS? Well maybe you should fuck this guy. Or suck this. Maybe you should come in my ass. Maybe you should choke on a big dick.

Not hard to turn into discussion about religion into one about contagious diseases, funny how that works, when you've got a healthy mind, utterly free of the taint of faith.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

how is this related to dinosaurs
oh yeah:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cuN087PGhd...0/sad-trex.jpg

Overarching theme is the ignorance of these people and their damage to the foundations of science but yes that too

[Qalbert]

Overarching theme is the ignorance of these people and their damage to the foundations of science but yes that too

I know, but I wanted an excuse to post that comic again.

[Brill Weave]

And this is why we love you Max. Well, most of the time

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I would bang that Origin of Stupidity chick so hard. I'd bang her on a pile of 50-page introductions torn out of free copies of Origin of Species.

She's the first fully clothed woman I've fapped to since Delia's catalogs when I was 14.

[Dimmauk]

Uh, that shirts tongue-in-cheek you should double hi-five anyone wearing that

Teach the Controversy - Intelligently designed t-shirts urging you to show both sides of every story - by Jeremy Kalgreen

He does a whole line

Off subject, but this is awesome
http://hirsutehistory.com/img300/rav..._rick_rude.png

[Mizango]

Off subject, but this is awesome
http://hirsutehistory.com/img300/rav..._rick_rude.png

Oh sweet Jesús that is awesome.

[Acturus]

Off subject, but this is awesome
http://hirsutehistory.com/img300/rav..._rick_rude.png

I don't get it.

*edit* Checked out the site... sort of get it now.

[Mizango]

You can't play Ravishing Rick Rude that way!

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...g/RickRude.jpg

Wrestler from the 80's and 90's. He was too much win for the world.

[Jefe]

Christians are retarded. This coming from a catholic but holy shit that's bad. How is one person so completely unaware of dumb the shit he's saying is? Also no I'm not religious in the least but if I had to be pinned I am a catholic >.>

Don't worry, we Catholics just have to worry about two things:

1. Crusades
2. Pedo Padres